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  • Number of visits : 295
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About Cat_Upton : Second time trying out this app :)
Little about me:
•single for 3 years
•night blogger
•die hard Sheerio
• from London, England
• I'm pretty soft spoken and very compassionate

The one FML that was denied was: "Today, I found out the only reason I didn't get to date my school crush was because my older brother cock-blocked him. FML"

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