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Today, two days after leaving hospital with a broken left leg, I tripped and fell heavily on the floor. My dad quickly asked if I'd broken my other leg. When I reassured him that I hadn't, he disappointedly muttered that it would've been a hilarious story to tell his friends at work. FML
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On 10/05/2012 at 7:38pm - health - by fucking har har, dad (woman) - Australia
Today, I discovered that my 12-year-old son has secretly been printing out and selling copies of the suggestive photos from my camera that I'd taken for my husband. He's been selling them to kids at school for a dollar each. FML
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On 10/05/2012 at 7:02pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)
Today, after having bought my daughter a complete set of new school clothes, she threw a tantrum and refused to wear them. I told her she could either wear them, or go to school naked. She made if half-way down the street in the nude before I caught up and dragged her back inside. FML
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On 10/05/2012 at 2:22pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Wokingham)
Today, while walking down the hall of my old school, I noticed something out of the corner of my eye. Behind the faculty parking lot where I parked my truck, two students were having sex on my tailgate. FML
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On 10/03/2012 at 1:40pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to my cat meowing, with her dilated vagina in my face, giving birth to her first litter of kittens. FML
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On 10/03/2012 at 12:29pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (California)
Today, I went on a date to the movies with this guy I kinda like. When he was driving me home, he asked me to be his girlfriend; I said I couldn’t because it was really bad timing. He kicked me out of the car, called me an asshole, and made me walk home. FML
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On 10/03/2012 at 9:47am - misc - by lonerboner (woman) - United States
Today, after complaining that I had nothing to write about in my weekly journal for college, my professor suggested in front of everyone that I should get a girlfriend. FML
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On 10/03/2012 at 4:24am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States
Today, my husband spent our entire anniversary sulking because I wasn't up for sex. I gave birth to our first child less than two weeks ago. FML
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On 10/03/2012 at 12:25am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Manitoba)
Today, I fell down the stairs and landed heavily on my foot. Because I wasn't crying, my mom refused to take me to the hospital. It took me an hour of agony to convince her. It turned out to be broken in three different places. FML
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On 10/02/2012 at 4:55pm - health - by ... - Canada (Alberta)
Today, I finally got my hands on the new iPhone 5, after I pulled it out of a patient's rectum. FML
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On 10/02/2012 at 3:39pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)
Today, someone stole the massive pumpkin I've been painstakingly growing all year. What did they do with it? They put it in the middle of a busy intersection. FML
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On 10/02/2012 at 2:48pm - misc - by peterpeterpumpkineater (man) - United States
Today, my mom screeched at me about my pillowcase being dirty and finished off one long rant with an irate "Who raised you to be such a pig?" Her anger multiplied by ten when I asked if it was a trick question. FML
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On 10/02/2012 at 6:29am - misc - by kira (woman) - United States
Today, I was sitting in the park with my new dog; I got her from the pound last week. We were enjoying the sun when I noticed that every time a black person walked past, she'd bark like crazy. Great, my dog is a racist. FML
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On 10/02/2012 at 3:10am - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)
Today, a woman stopped me and started chewing me out for wearing a pentagram necklace. I explained to her that is wasn't a pentagram, it was a Star of David. She continued chewing me out because apparently that still means I hate Jesus. FML
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On 10/01/2012 at 8:11pm - misc - by raz (woman) - United States (North Dakota)
Today, my roommate thought it would be funny to throw a brick down the laundry-chute. Guess who spent the night at the hospital. FML
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On 10/01/2012 at 7:19pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Kansas)
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