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Today, I had to admit that I desperately need anti-anxiety medication. Apparently, when you walk around a grocery store avoiding eye contact and generally acting "sketchy", management will call the police on you, who will then pat you down to be sure you aren't shoplifting. FML


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On 09/24/2012 at 3:18am - health - by AnxietyGirl - United States (Colorado)

Today, I found out that my parents changed the code on our alarm system while they were out of town. The police could not verify I was their son, despite spending hours trying to get hold of them. They thought it was just another telemarketer. FML


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On 09/23/2012 at 10:26pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

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