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About CatEyes66 : I enjoy laughing at FML's because it makes me feel good about my F*** up days.
I hate grammar nazi's and people who complain about OP's complaining about their day. This is FML and it is meant for people to bitch about their day, if you don't like it GTFO. I also enjoy tacos :)
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, there was a guy following me, so to avoid him, I crouched down and basically waddled behind a wall to get past him. Sure enough, first thing I see when I get around the corner, while still waddling, was an unhappy midget couple staring right at me. FML
Today, I was having sex with a girl I had just met. After about 5 minutes in, she said she had to go to the bathroom. So we stopped and she went to the bathroom. After waiting around 10 min, I decided to check if she was ok. The window was open. She was gone. FML
Friday 3 July 2015