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CatEyes66
  • Town/Country : Dirty Curry, United States
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Monday 5 June 1989 (24 years)
  • Number of visits : 2043
  • Number of comments : 120
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About CatEyes66 : I enjoy laughing at FML's because it makes me feel good about my F*** up days.

I hate grammar nazi's and people who complain about OP's complaining about their day. This is FML and it is meant for people to bitch about their day, if you don't like it GTFO. I also enjoy tacos :)

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Today, there was a guy following me, so to avoid him, I crouched down and basically waddled behind a wall to get past him. Sure enough, first thing I see when I get around the corner, while still waddling, was an unhappy midget couple staring right at me. FML

#17894609
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20379) - you deserved it (3772)

On 10/03/2011 at 8:37am - misc - by Mike Polk - United States

Today, I got a call from my 8 year old son's teacher. Apparently, my kid has been charging girls a quarter to touch his "special area." FML

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401 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41844) - you deserved it (6429)

On 03/24/2011 at 8:43pm - misc - by omg - Canada (Alberta)

Today, while cuddling with my boyfriend in the dark, he grabbed onto a fat roll and asked, "Is this your stomach or boob?" I didn't have the heart to tell him it was a back roll. FML

#13741680
224 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16880) - you deserved it (16296)

On 11/06/2010 at 6:37pm - misc - by anonymous (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my dad told me about how my mother had a bad dream last night and began to scream "Don't take me, take my children!" FML

#2116644
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56247) - you deserved it (2620)

On 05/20/2009 at 4:49pm - misc - by lm (man) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I was having sex with a girl I had just met. After about 5 minutes in, she said she had to go to the bathroom. So we stopped and she went to the bathroom. After waiting around 10 min, I decided to check if she was ok. The window was open. She was gone. FML

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160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (86853) - you deserved it (26189)

On 04/05/2009 at 3:15pm - intimacy - by dfhgblsf (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, while waiting for class, I let out a huge fart in front of everyone thinking no one would hear it over the music. I was wearing headphones. FML

#1352
30 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5101) - you deserved it (21887)

On 01/16/2009 at 9:36am - misc - by Gob - United States (Massachusetts)



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