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CatEyes66

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Monday 5 June 1989 (27 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2603
  • Number of comments : 120
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About CatEyes66 : I enjoy laughing at FML's because it makes me feel good about my F*** up days.

I hate grammar nazi's and people who complain about OP's complaining about their day. This is FML and it is meant for people to bitch about their day, if you don't like it GTFO. I also enjoy tacos :)

CatEyes66's page activity

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Fucked!<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/30/2016 at 3:34am<b>TheGamingGamer</b> - the 12/26/2015 at 5:25am<b>karacakal2</b> - the 07/11/2015 at 2:39am<b>papygeorges</b> - the 01/24/2015 at 11:16pm

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How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

CatEyes66's favorite FMLs

Today, there was a guy following me, so to avoid him, I crouched down and basically waddled behind a wall to get past him. Sure enough, first thing I see when I get around the corner, while still waddling, was an unhappy midget couple staring right at me. FML

by Mike Polk / 10/03/2011 at 8:37am / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, I got a call from my 8 year old son's teacher. Apparently, my kid has been charging girls a quarter to touch his "special area." FML

by omg / 03/24/2011 at 8:43pm / Canada (Alberta) / Kids

Today, while cuddling with my boyfriend in the dark, he grabbed onto a fat roll and asked, "Is this your stomach or boob?" I didn't have the heart to tell him it was a back roll. FML

by anonymous / 11/06/2010 at 6:37pm / Canada (Alberta) / Love

Today, my dad told me about how my mother had a bad dream last night and began to scream "Don't take me, take my children!" FML

by lm / 05/20/2009 at 4:49pm / Ireland (Dublin) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was having sex with a girl I had just met. After about 5 minutes in, she said she had to go to the bathroom. So we stopped and she went to the bathroom. After waiting around 10 min, I decided to check if she was ok. The window was open. She was gone. FML

by dfhgblsf / 04/05/2009 at 3:15pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy

Today, while waiting for class, I let out a huge fart in front of everyone thinking no one would hear it over the music. I was wearing headphones. FML

by Gob / 01/16/2009 at 9:36am / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous