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Today, my pet hedgehog thought it would be funny to roll around in the kitty litter. It was like washing a poopy cactus. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18828) - you deserved it (2958)

On 01/08/2010 at 1:23am - misc - by StinkyCactus (man) - United States (Virginia)

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Today, I went for a jog. While passing by my neighbor's house, their six year old son started throwing peanuts at me screaming, "I hope this kills you!" because I'm allergic to peanuts. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43282) - you deserved it (2269)

On 08/25/2009 at 8:52pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boyfriend and his parents met my family. My grandpa thought it would be funny to walk around with a realistic gun and make references about being in the mafia. The rest of my family went along with it. FML

#4782445 (185)

I agree, your life sucks (30057) - you deserved it (3637)

On 08/24/2009 at 11:35am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was at dinner with my boyfriend and his family. We were talking about relationships, and I commented on how online dating was the dumbest thing ever. His mom and step-dad went on to tell me how they had met through an online dating service. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9038) - you deserved it (31942)

On 07/02/2009 at 12:42am - love - by dork - United States (Florida)

Today, while walking in the mall, I had two people race past me in wheelchairs. Thinking they were racing, I started rooting for the one guy that was ahead. Turns out his wheelchair was malfunctioning and the other was chasing after to help. He then slammed and fell into the water fountain. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32953) - you deserved it (11595)

On 06/20/2009 at 10:29pm - misc - by meantowheels (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I decided to use fake tan, seeing as I am so pale. Everywhere I have been today, I have had children behind me. Singing the Oompa Loompa song. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10209) - you deserved it (41909)

On 06/18/2009 at 9:32am - misc - by OompaLoompa (woman) - United Kingdom



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