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Casuality
  • Town/Country : Israel
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 21 December 1991 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 549
  • Number of comments : 40
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, my husband and I went to my overbearing mom's 57th birthday party. He opened his gift in front of her and said smugly, "The makeup's for your face, and the prayer book's for the fat rolls." Any hope of family peace is now lost. FML

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On 12/02/2011 at 8:35pm - love - by bad blood, no shit (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my wife compared me to Sid the sloth from Ice Age. Same smile, same eyes, same belly, same big feet. FML

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On 08/31/2011 at 12:25pm - love - by faceless_sailor8 - United States

Today, I discovered that when you buy ropes, duct tapes, a shovel, razor blades, a fire poker, and a carton of cigs, the police can turn up and search your house for 'prisoners'. Those items were actually coincidental. FML

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223 comments

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On 07/19/2011 at 9:51pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, whenever I do something that the kid I am babysitting likes, he pats me on the head and says "good girl". I'm whipped by a seven year old. FML

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145 comments

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On 07/19/2011 at 2:03pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I had a completely normal work day. Other than the fact that my boss dressed up like the lead singer from KISS and hit us with a foam sword at random. My boss is 49. FML

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On 07/19/2011 at 11:19am - work - by Bill Harrison - United States

Today, my drunk father chased me down the street with my little brother's light saber screaming, "Come back Yoda! Teach me how to use the force!" FML

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On 07/08/2011 at 1:23am - misc - by Yoda (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, at 21 years of age, my doctor confirmed that I am, indeed, going bald. It wouldn't be such a bad thing, even expected, if I wasn't a woman. FML

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On 03/19/2011 at 5:13pm - health - by Jessica - Romania (Neamt)



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