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  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Friday 30 June 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1211
  • Number of comments : 69
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About CasualZombie : My name is Jordan.
I like zombies.
I'm 16.
I live in california.
You should text me: (805) 295-8379

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Today, I saw my picture in an architecture magazine. I'm not an architect. I was walking up a flight of "magnificently built" stairs as my skirt lifted to show an absence of underwear. FML

#17267205
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18196) - you deserved it (34208)

On 07/26/2011 at 12:22pm - misc - by crotchshothottie - United States

Today, I saw my picture in an architecture magazine. I'm not an architect. I was walking up a flight of "magnificently built" stairs as my skirt lifted to show an absence of underwear. FML

#17267205
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18196) - you deserved it (34208)

On 07/26/2011 at 12:22pm - misc - by crotchshothottie - United States

Today, someone came over and told my mother, "I'm your son's friend Morris, I need to get something out of his car", so she gave him the keys. I have no friend called Morris, and now I don't have a sound system either. FML

#17266001
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36662) - you deserved it (2981)

On 07/26/2011 at 9:35am - misc - by ceetee - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I went on a date with a seemingly nice guy I met online. He was drunk when I got there. Within the first 10 minutes, he had told me I was "like Hitler but with boobs", and I was "offensive to the ninja community." Then he said I just wasn't all he had hoped for and left. FML

#17255469
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29581) - you deserved it (7253)

On 07/25/2011 at 3:24pm - misc - by ninja_blasphemer (woman) - Ireland (Wexford)

Today, I was robbed by a guy wearing a ninja turtle costume. FML

#17044811
287 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40107) - you deserved it (6205)

On 07/09/2011 at 8:19pm - money - by Lame (man) - United States (New York)

Today, after spending thousands of dollars and several years pursuing a higher education so I could get a high paying job doing something that requires skill and brainpower, I finally got my first job offer after months of searching. I will be cleaning houses. FML

#16546066
225 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35194) - you deserved it (5269)

On 06/07/2011 at 1:05pm - work - by disappointed (woman) - United States (Idaho)

Today, after spending thousands of dollars and several years pursuing a higher education so I could get a high paying job doing something that requires skill and brainpower, I finally got my first job offer after months of searching. I will be cleaning houses. FML

#16546066
225 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35194) - you deserved it (5269)

On 06/07/2011 at 1:05pm - work - by disappointed (woman) - United States (Idaho)

Today, the girl I have a crush on came over to work on a project. My dad rushed into the room we were in, farted, and then ran out giggling. FML

#16507836
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49812) - you deserved it (5267)

On 06/05/2011 at 12:14am - love - by longlostkid556 (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was fired from my job. Apparently getting shot is no valid reason to stay home. FML

#15833093
249 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58338) - you deserved it (4392)

On 04/18/2011 at 11:09am - work - by davka -

Today, I freaked out when the remote wouldn't unlock my car. I stood in the rain trying to open the door. Unsure of what to do next, I called my boyfriend. He told me to "put the key in the door". I had forgotten about that option. FML

#15772637
229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8505) - you deserved it (61203)

On 04/13/2011 at 5:44pm - misc - by andimanastudent (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)



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