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TODAY, I CAME HOME FROM A RELAXING, PEACEFUL VACATION. WHEN I GOT HOME MY 4-YEAR-OLD SON WAS FREE-BALLING WITH POOP ALL OVER HIS BODY, SCREAMING "BOB THE BUILDER WILL KICK YUR ASS." THE BABY SITTER IS NOWHERE TO BE FOUND AND I CAN'T GET HIM TO STOP SAYING, "I LOVE ASS." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42164) - you deserved it (5453)

On 03/27/2013 at 4:00am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today , a stoplight turnd yellow as I was approaching it. I was about to go through but saw a cop , panickd , and slammd on the brakes. I endd up in the middle of looool the intersection and had to reverse. Soon the light turnd green , and I steppd on the gas. My car was still in reverse. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15791) - you deserved it (49895)

On 02/26/2009 at 11:17am - misc - by River (woman) - United States (Delaware)



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