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About CassieMarieee : My full name is Cassandra, but I hate it, so call me Cassie. I am an accounting major at Texas State Universityy. I love sarcasm, the color blue, Mac Miller, dancing, thinking logically, grammar nazis, and making people laugh. I could do without anything cliché, cold weather, mornings, and people who go to Texas A&M.. No offense(:
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Today, I had a dream in which I was arguing with my mom. In the dream, she threatened to hit me, and I told her I'd do it myself. I reared back and knocked the crap out of myself. I'm awake now, and my jaw still hurts. FML
Today, a kid came trick or treating to my house. When I told him Halloween was nearly two weeks ago, his reaction was to savagely kick me in the shin and run off screaming obscenities. This is the same kid who broke down in tears when I gave him candy on the real Halloween. FML
Today, my girlfriend threatened to leave me if I didn't follow her latest fad of becoming a goth, which involves dressing like an undertaker's haunted hearse and putting on eyeliner. Last week she was into Reggae and beanie hats. FML
Friday 30 January 2015