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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 9 June 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 564
  • Number of comments : 16
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 2 posted

About CassieMarieee : My full name is Cassandra, but I hate it, so call me Cassie. I am an accounting major at Texas State Universityy. I love sarcasm, the color blue, Mac Miller, dancing, thinking logically, grammar nazis, and making people laugh. I could do without anything cliché, cold weather, mornings, and people who go to Texas A&M.. No offense(:

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CassieMarieee's favorite FMLs

Today, I had a dream in which I was arguing with my mom. In the dream, she threatened to hit me, and I told her I'd do it myself. I reared back and knocked the crap out of myself. I'm awake now, and my jaw still hurts. FML

#18519378
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22478) - you deserved it (5293)

On 12/15/2011 at 12:30pm - misc - by Grubendol - United States (Louisiana)

Today, while at family dinner, my boyfriend got drunk and told my entire family the things I do in bed. FML

#18519354
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32991) - you deserved it (4938)

On 12/15/2011 at 12:26pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, I had to jump into my car while it was still moving. Apparently, just because you put it in park and turn it off, doesn't mean it won't take off towards a ditch without warning. FML

#18473570
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19946) - you deserved it (7876)

On 12/10/2011 at 1:28am - misc - by CassieMarieee - United States (Texas)

Today, a kid came trick or treating to my house. When I told him Halloween was nearly two weeks ago, his reaction was to savagely kick me in the shin and run off screaming obscenities. This is the same kid who broke down in tears when I gave him candy on the real Halloween. FML

#18222610
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27534) - you deserved it (2472)

On 11/11/2011 at 9:04pm - kids - by Username - United States (Maryland)

Today, a month after my final bout of intimacy with the stage five clinger who's been borderline stalking me since high school, she called to tell me I'm going to be a father. FML

#18222551
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11837) - you deserved it (55498)

On 11/11/2011 at 8:55pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Nebraska)

Today, my girlfriend threatened to leave me if I didn't follow her latest fad of becoming a goth, which involves dressing like an undertaker's haunted hearse and putting on eyeliner. Last week she was into Reggae and beanie hats. FML

#18200183
299 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28841) - you deserved it (12178)

On 11/09/2011 at 7:27am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I woke up next to my boss naked. We are both women and she is married. Work should be interesting tomorrow. FML

#17839569
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19943) - you deserved it (43737)

On 09/26/2011 at 2:20pm - intimacy - by BigBananaLover - United States (California)



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