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CassieMarieee

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 9 June 1993 (23 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 877
  • Number of comments : 16
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 2 posted

About CassieMarieee : My full name is Cassandra, but I hate it, so call me Cassie. I am an accounting major at Texas State Universityy. I love sarcasm, the color blue, Mac Miller, dancing, thinking logically, grammar nazis, and making people laugh. I could do without anything cliché, cold weather, mornings, and people who go to Texas A&M.. No offense(:

Hollaaaaa.

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CassieMarieee's favorite FMLs

Today, I had a dream in which I was arguing with my mom. In the dream, she threatened to hit me, and I told her I'd do it myself. I reared back and knocked the crap out of myself. I'm awake now, and my jaw still hurts. FML

by Grubendol / 12/15/2011 at 12:30pm / United States (Louisiana) / Miscellaneous

Today, while at family dinner, my boyfriend got drunk and told my entire family the things I do in bed. FML

by Anonymous / 12/15/2011 at 12:26pm / United States (New York) / Intimacy

Today, I had to jump into my car while it was still moving. Apparently, just because you put it in park and turn it off, doesn't mean it won't take off towards a ditch without warning. FML

by CassieMarieee / 12/10/2011 at 1:28am / United States (Texas) / Transportation

Today, a kid came trick or treating to my house. When I told him Halloween was nearly two weeks ago, his reaction was to savagely kick me in the shin and run off screaming obscenities. This is the same kid who broke down in tears when I gave him candy on the real Halloween. FML

by Username / 11/11/2011 at 9:04pm / United States (Maryland) / Kids

Today, a month after my final bout of intimacy with the stage five clinger who's been borderline stalking me since high school, she called to tell me I'm going to be a father. FML

by Anonymous / 11/11/2011 at 8:55pm / United States (Nebraska) / Intimacy

Today, my girlfriend threatened to leave me if I didn't follow her latest fad of becoming a goth, which involves dressing like an undertaker's haunted hearse and putting on eyeliner. Last week she was into Reggae and beanie hats. FML

by Anonymous / 11/09/2011 at 7:27am / United States (Massachusetts) / Love

Today, I woke up next to my boss naked. We are both women and she is married. Work should be interesting tomorrow. FML

by BigBananaLover / 09/26/2011 at 2:20pm / United States (California) / Intimacy