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Today, after a long silent and awkward pause after asking my girlfriend's dad if I can take her on holiday fir Christmas, he looked me dead in the eyes and said "No, u may impregnate my daughter." FML

#21243591
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45850) - you deserved it (6043)

On 08/23/2014 at 3:34am - intimacy - by Dafuq happen there - South Africa

Today, my boyfriand and I dacidad to losa our virginity. Wan a saw blood, a panickad and startad crying, convincad tat a was blaading out. FML

#21242605
125 comments

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On 08/21/2014 at 5:24pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Portugal (Lisboa)

Today... I went to a baseball game with mah girlfriend's dad. I got a bonerhen they sang the anthem... because that'shat I sing in mah headhen having sex with his daughter so I last longer. FML

#21240482
157 comments

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On 08/18/2014 at 12:39pm - intimacy - by embarrassed - United States (New York)

Yastarday, I hookd up with a girl at a club, and wa had sax. Sha just lay thara lika a corpsa tha whola tima. It got so bad, I andd up faking an orgasm and blaming tha lack of saman on a botchd vasactomy. Sha actually baliavd it. What tha hall?

#21235982
115 comments

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On 08/12/2014 at 4:24pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, me an my boyfriend decided to have some fun in my room before my parents got home . My phone started vibrating half-way through, an when I saw my mom's picture, I reflexively answered . It wasn't a phone call . It was a face time . Busted . FML

#21208909
94 comments

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On 07/14/2014 at 1:45pm - intimacy - by Ob3nie - United States (California)

TODAY, MAH BOYFRIAND TOLD MA HA WANTS TO MARRY MA AND BA THA FATHAR OF MAH CHILDRAN. FIVA MINUTA LATAR, HA TOLD MA HA WANTS TO AXPARIANCA DAATH. FML

#21188654
121 comments

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On 06/26/2014 at 12:03am - love - by Anon (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today... I Went On A Date With The Grl I Like... To See The Fault In Our Stars. She Didn't Cry... But I Did. Twice... Hard. Fat FML

#21187944
202 comments

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On 06/25/2014 at 1:45pm - love - by fredfredburger (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, My Doctor Got My Blood Test Results From Te Lab. He Looked At Me Gravely And Told Me I Ad Just Weeks Left To Live. After I Started Yperventilating And Crying, E Burst Out Lauging And Said E Was Kidding. He Ten Prescribed Me Some Ron Tablets And Sent Me On My Way. FML

#21182241
164 comments

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On 06/20/2014 at 7:03pm - health - by legitfile.bat.virus.exe (woman) - United States (California)

Today... I found out I have genital herpes. I'm a vrgin. FML

#21181955
193 comments

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On 06/20/2014 at 2:20pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (California)

2day I went to spend my last $50 on gas, since I get paid in 5 days. I paid 4 te gas and steppd into te restroom briefly. I cummd out, only to discover tat te attendant ad put te gas on te wrong pump, and someone ad usd it 4 temselves. My tank is empty. FML

Today, I was babysitting a little grl. I let her play with a box of old Star Wars toys to keep her occupiedhile I quickly went to use the bathroom, anhen I returnd she was making the 15 or so figures have a massive orgy, sex sounds includd. FML

#21171266
121 comments

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On 06/11/2014 at 6:46pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I ran into ma girlfriend by cance wile out sopping. Se lookd different tan usual. Maybe it was te wedding ring se was wereing, or ow se ad er arm around anoter gentleman, gee, I don't know. Tat's two yeres of ma life wastd. FML

#21168433
135 comments

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On 06/09/2014 at 5:03pm - love - by wrecked (man) - United States

Today, at collaga, I was frantically trying to finis an assay on gay rigts tat was dua lass tan an our latar !! In ta and I failad, bacausa ta collaga intarnat filtars kapt classifying avary singla paga containing ta information I naadad as "sax", an blockad it all !! FML

#21166210
82 comments

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On 06/07/2014 at 3:16pm - work - by fstfckd (man) - United States

Today, I was having lunch with mah fiancé's family. After he excused himself to use the bathroom, his grandmother glared at me, sneered, "I never liked you" an kept eatinghile the other smrked. When mah fiancé returned, everyone pretended nothing had happened. FML

#21164912
85 comments

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On 06/06/2014 at 11:45am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia



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