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- 1Today, someone stole my purse and phone while I was giving CPR to someone who had a heart attack on… 2Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 3Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's…
- Today, I came home from working twelve hours straight. Feeling rather frisky, I attempted to seduce… Today, my friend stole my phone to call the creepy boy that follows me around at school. I wouldn't… Today, I found out that to save on expenses, my wife booked a very small hotel room for ourselves…