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Carolina_girl222
  • Town/Country : United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 22 February 1994 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 624
  • Number of comments : 67
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, my husband of 30 years told me that he thought we should 'just be friends'. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (49109) - you deserved it (3117)

On 04/15/2011 at 7:38am - love - by ZaraAce (woman) - United Kingdom (Bedfordshire)

Today, I accidentally pocket dialed my sister while I was masturbating. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16599) - you deserved it (39266)

On 04/15/2011 at 1:34am - intimacy - by fmyhabit - United States (Utah)

Today, I ran a red light in front of a cop and got pulled over. My friend thought it would be funny to throw a knife in my lap and scream "Help me officer, he has a knife!" FML

#15773415 (179)

I agree, your life sucks (36447) - you deserved it (4879)

On 04/13/2011 at 6:57pm - misc - by FrOsTy25 -

Today, I freaked out when the remote wouldn't unlock my car. I stood in the rain trying to open the door. Unsure of what to do next, I called my boyfriend. He told me to "put the key in the door". I had forgotten about that option. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6378) - you deserved it (44724)

On 04/13/2011 at 5:44pm - misc - by andimanastudent (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my boyfriend actually remembered our anniversary. Not our anniversary of being together, which he forgot last month, but the anniversary of him getting his first blow job from me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31612) - you deserved it (6777)

On 04/11/2011 at 12:01am - intimacy - by blower - United States (Colorado)



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