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Carlyndra
  • Town/Country : United States of America
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 10 June 1993 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 1545
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I was typing up a love letter on my computer. A sexual love letter. I was in a classroom, I'm the teacher, I'm gay, and my love letter showed up on the tv screen while my 7th grade students were taking a test. It was up on the screen for 15 minutes. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (60557) - you deserved it (262696)

On 03/01/2009 at 4:08am - intimacy - by Sad (man) - United States (California)

Today, I went round to my Grandparents' to help set up their new Satellite TV. When I turned it on, for some reason it defaulted to "Arab Babes TV". I was therefore inadvertently responsible for the broadcast of porn in my Grandparents' living room. FML

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On 02/22/2009 at 5:55pm - misc - by Hello my name is (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I went to a movie with my boyfriend. In the lobby, I asked why the glasses were not working. I said, "Do they only work inside the theater?" My boyfriend replied, "3-D glasses just work inside the movie, everything else in the World is pretty much 3-D." FML

#29434
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On 02/12/2009 at 1:00am - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, my girlfriend and I lost our virginity to each other. Before, I reached over to her computer and put on "Your Body is a Wonderland". Surprisingly, I lasted through the song and didn't realize her itunes was on random. "Rape me" by Nirvana came on. I still finished. FML

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On 01/30/2009 at 12:27pm - love - by RollieCollieUSA - United States (Illinois)

Today, I got a text message saying "I'm sorry, I know it's our 4 month anniversary but it's not working out, I need to break up with you" followed by her complaining that I never call her as well. WTF? I haven't had a girlfriend for 6 months. FML

#2488
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I agree, your life sucks (18936) - you deserved it (1995)

On 01/24/2009 at 11:25pm - love - by EpicFail - Canada (Alberta)



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