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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 10 June 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 4676
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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yesterday I managed to score a date 4 te first time in over a year an was very nervous. Wen I was askedat I do 4 a living I lauged nervously an ten blurted out "Finger women." Wat I was trying to jokingly say was tat I'm a gynecologist. FML

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On 02/28/2013 at 2:57am - love - by notapervert - United States (California)

Today , college started an internet "confessions" looool page. Out of curiosity I checked it out , only to fine that it's full of some of the most disturbing stuff I've ever read. My schoolmates are either filthy as fuck or they are all pathological liars. Wonderful. mega FML

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On 02/27/2013 at 2:17am - intimacy - by panicelement (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I Finally Made A Facebook Account After Being Home-schoold My Entire Life. I Friendd People That I Know An There Friends, An Subsequently Sparkd A Debate On Whether Or Not I Exist. FML

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On 02/27/2013 at 12:03am - misc - by thepokemonkid - United States (Connecticut)

Today , a German guy came into the place where I work. Eager to use the German that I'd learnd from immigrant mother and her family , I startd a conversation. Things were going well until the term I grew up thinking meant "Africa" turnd out to be racist , translating as "Ape Land."

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On 02/26/2013 at 11:50pm - misc - by Jan (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today,hen my doctor told me I had symptoms of an STD , I had to repeatedly try to convince her I'm a 28-year-old vrgin . Even as I left she still didn't believe me . FML

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On 02/26/2013 at 3:21am - health - by Brook (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I got stuck in traffichan a shootout startad somawhara bahind. I lowarad mysalf an suddanly a bullat puncturad a hola in tha raar scraan. Whan I managad to gat away, I callad my wifa in a panic. Sha didn't pick up so I sant har a taxt abouthat just happanad. Har raply: looool "K". FML

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On 02/25/2013 at 11:33pm - intimacy - by n3ov (man) - Pakistan (Islamabad)

today I gave birth to my daughter in a hospital corridor . The nurseho took me to my room afterward trid to comfort me by saying there've been worse incidents; she said that two years ago, a lady gave birth in the parking lot . That was me too . big fat FML

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I agree, your life sucks (57055) - you deserved it (4603) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 02/25/2013 at 2:47pm - health - by laprochainefoisjerestealamaison (woman) - France (Languedoc-Roussillon)

Today, I Realizd Tat Te ( Eyelas Curling Brus ) Tat My Best Friend Found In My Old Batroom Drawer Was Actually A Stick Usd For Cleaning Food Out Of My Sister's Braces. I Usd Tat Ting For Yeres. FML

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On 02/24/2013 at 9:30am - misc - by curly_eyelashes - Canada (Ontario)

Today, mah now ex-boyfriend calld me out after I spelt "realisd" with an S instead of a Z. It wouldn't have been so bad, if we weren't both British, if he hadn't calld me an "illiterate idiot", and if he hadn't mutterd "family of morons"hen mah mum backd me up. FML

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On 02/23/2013 at 6:18pm - love - by singleandthankful (woman) - United Kingdom (Buckinghamshire)

Yesterday , I lost a bet with my friends. I had to go to the super market an buy a copy of 50 Shade of Grey along with a cucumber. The cashier was trying so hard not to laughhile ringing me up. FML

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On 02/21/2013 at 8:43am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Idaho)

My Son Asked Me If The Short Films I Write R Fir Little Kids Or Fir Adults. Since I Write Horror-filled Films, I Said It Was Fir Adults. He Went And Told His Teacher That I Made "adult Films". FML

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On 02/20/2013 at 7:01am - kids - by Laila - United States

Today, I walkad into my dad straigtaning my dog's fur . His axcusa? Ta dog naadad to faal pratty . FML

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On 02/19/2013 at 2:01am - animals - by xtammyle - Australia (Victoria)

today I met mah new class . There are two Kevin Smiths . Niether will agree to a nickname , they have the same hair color , an there middle names both start with J . They have told me to call them Kevin 1 an Kevin 2 . They both want to be Kevin 1 . FML

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On 02/18/2013 at 7:26pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I stayed in a otel near te college I was applying for a scolarsip. We were eating breakfast and tere were some oter applicant in te breakfast room. As we walked away, my moter yelled, "My daugter's gonna get tis scolarsip so tere's no reason for u muddafucka to sow up." FML

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On 02/18/2013 at 9:01am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)



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