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Today, I confiscated a 1st grader's cell phone. It was better than anything I could come close to affording. FML


Today, I was sitting in the park with my new dog; I got her from the pound last week. We were enjoying the sun when I noticed that every time a black person walked past, she'd bark like crazy. Great, my dog is a racist. FML


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