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Today, during my honeymoon, my wife and I finally went scuba-diving. My nose was too big to fit in the face goggles, so I couldn't go. My wife went without me anyway. FML


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Today, a mall cop tore up my 'Free hugs' sign. FML


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On 11/28/2009 at 2:13am - misc - by Cornbreesha (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my husband and I were at a wedding. When the DJ announced that the bar was open, my hubby was the only one to RUN to the bar while the other husbands stayed behind to dance with their wives, eyeing us in a weird way. FML


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