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About CarbonBlue : Just living life to the best ability I know of by loving my two horses and art. And sharing the ridiculous moments with you.

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Today, I learned how hard it is to remove peanut butter from your own eye. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13100) - you deserved it (22992)

On 11/17/2011 at 6:22am - health - by ray - United States

Today, I cheated on my math exam. I still failed. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12301) - you deserved it (71840)

On 02/26/2011 at 1:49am - misc - by hopeless (woman) - United States (New York)



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