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by e_edge / 06/05/2011 at 2:48am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
Today, I bumped into an old school friend. I'd heard she was pregnant so the first thing I did was congratulate her. Not only was she not pregnant, but the reason she managed to get so fat was because of comfort eating due to her miscarriage last month. FML
by Anonymous / 04/13/2011 at 9:06pm / United Kingdom / Health
by sissydlk / 12/02/2010 at 10:54am / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 11/24/2010 at 12:11pm / Belgium (Brabant) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 03/11/2010 at 12:04am / United States (Nebraska) / Health
by iKaite / 01/15/2010 at 2:56am / United Kingdom / Kids
by barri / 12/16/2009 at 2:28am / Costa Rica (San Jose) / Miscellaneous
by colorfulgina / 12/12/2009 at 1:29pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by ew / 10/04/2009 at 11:41am / United States (New York) / Health
Today, while talking online with my boyfriend, the conversation turns sexual. He stops responding but I continue with the conversation. Then I get a response: "this is his sister. He fell asleep and I need the computer. I'll tell him you said goodnight, but not that other stuff". FML
by Anonymous / 09/15/2009 at 12:44am / United States (Maryland) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 09/02/2009 at 1:38pm / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was on the phone bragging to a friend about losing my virginity last night. When I went downstairs, my 6 year old sister was digging through my purse. She explained that she had overheard my conversation and wanted to help me find my virginity. My mom was in the kitchen with us. FML
by bubbalicious / 08/13/2009 at 4:57pm / Canada (Ontario) / Kids
by Pusillanimous / 07/19/2009 at 1:12am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, my five year old daughter was watching cartoons on TV. Then a Barbie commercial came on. My daughter sang along with the theme song "Be who you want to be, B-A-R-B-I-E." She then turned to me and said "Mom, I want to be a hooker." FML
by ....... / 06/23/2009 at 1:56pm / United States (Colorado) / Kids
Today, my boyfriend of 2 years took me to get a tattoo done with his name on. He paid for it. After it was done he told me it was over between us and he thought it'd be a nice reminder of him for me. FML
by Angelofkarma / 05/25/2009 at 2:05pm / United Kingdom (Essex) / Love
- 1Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I… 2Today, after working for Uber for a few weeks I realized that my driver rating was dropping. After… 3Today, I received a phone call, angry at me for not calling my dad on Father's Day. When I told her…