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Today, things were getting heated with the girlfriend. We were mostly naked, but mostly wouldn't do, so I kissed her deeply and whispered into her ear, "You should lose some weight". Clothes. I meant to say clothes. FML

Today, my friends and I went camping in the woods. I fell asleep first. Waking up hours later to them bunched up together in the middle of the tent and me half-way outside, I confronted them about it. They admitted, "We heard a bear so we needed a sacrifice." FML

#21020901
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On 01/07/2014 at 11:37pm - misc - by bear food - United States (California)

Today, I lost a bet with my grandma, and now she's coming with me on my next date. FML

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85 comments

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On 01/07/2014 at 11:21pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Maryland)

Today, I woke up to my psycho roommate trying to baptize me in my sleep. FML

#21020397
118 comments

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On 01/07/2014 at 4:24pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, on the bus, a delusional old man had an extremely long conversation with me, referring to me as "Leslie" and talking about "our childhood together". Not wanting to hurt his feelings I played along. At his stop he got up and grinned at me, saying "I'm kidding. I never knew a Leslie in my life. Nice rack." FML

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226 comments

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On 06/26/2011 at 2:12am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Indiana)

Today, my roommate thought it would be a good idea to show me his huge new tarantula despite knowing that I have extremely severe arachnophobia. I ended up killing it with a book and apparently now owe him $500. FML

#15624701
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On 04/03/2011 at 7:20pm - misc - by QWERTY -

Today, I worked up the courage to ask my crush out for coffee after work. She agreed and I confidently said "Alright, it's a date!" She replied, "Haha a date with you? I'm just going for the free coffee!" FML

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On 07/10/2009 at 9:08pm - love - by negromancer - United States (New Jersey)

Today, me and my friend decided to spy on my crush. He lives across the street, so we climbed on the roof of my house and watched him with binoculars. He was working out, and after 5 minutes he started writing something. He put a piece of paper against the window and it said, 'Stop watching me.' FML

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225 comments

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On 03/27/2009 at 8:24pm - misc - by Creep (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)



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