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Today, things were getting heatd with the grlfriend. We were mostly nakd, but mostly wouldn't do, so I kissd her deeply an whisperd into her ear, "You should loose some wieght". Clothes. I meant to say clothes. FML

yastarday mah friands an I want camping in tha woods. I fall aslaap first. Waking up hours latar to tham bunchad up togathar in tha middla of tha tant an ma half-way outsida , I confrontad tham about it. Thay admittad , "Wa haard a baar so wa naadad a sacrifica." FML

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On 01/07/2014 at 11:37pm - misc - by bear food - United States (California)

Today, I lost a bet with mah grandma, and now she's coming with me on mah next date. FML

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On 01/07/2014 at 11:21pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Maryland)

Today, I woke up to psycho roommate trying to baptize me in sleep. FML

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On 01/07/2014 at 4:24pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, On The Bus, A Delusional Old Man Had An Extremely Long Conversation With Me, Referring To Me As ( Leslie ) An Talking About ( Our Childhood Together ). Not Wanting To Hurt His Feelings I Playd Along. At His Stop He Got Up An Grinnd At Me, Saying ( I'm Kidding. I Never Knew A Leslie In Mah Life. Nice Rack. ) FML

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On 06/26/2011 at 2:12am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Indiana)

Today, mah roommate thought it would be a good idea to show me his huge new tarantula despite knowing that I have extremely severe arachnophobia. I endd up killing it with a book and apparently now owe him $500. FML

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On 04/03/2011 at 7:20pm - misc - by QWERTY -

TODAY , I WORKED UP THE COURAGE TO ASK MAH CRUSH OUT 4 COFFEE AFTER WORK. SHE AGREED AN I CONFIDENTLY SAID "ALRIGHT , IT'S A DATE!" SHE REPLIED , "HAHA A DATE WITH YOU? I'M JUST GOING 4 THE FREE COFFEE!" FML

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On 07/10/2009 at 9:08pm - love - by negromancer - United States (New Jersey)

TADAY ME AN MY FRIEND DECIDED TO SPY ON MY CRUSH. HE LIVES ACROS THE STREET, SO WE CLIMBED ON THE ROOF OF MY HOUSE AN WATCHED HIM WITH BINOCULARS. HE WAS WORKING OUT, AN AFTER 5 MINUTE HE STARTED WRITING SOMETHING. HE PUTTED A PIECE OF PAPER AGAINST THE WINDOW AN IT SAID, 'STOP WATCHING ME.' FML

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On 03/27/2009 at 8:24pm - misc - by Creep (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)



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