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Today, I was feeling adventurous and decided to freeball it to school. As I went to sit down during first class, I managed to sit on my own balls, scream, then collapse on the floor gasping. My teacher thought I was screwing around and gave me detention. FML

#21104415
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I agree, your life sucks (34078) - you deserved it (18722)

On 04/04/2014 at 1:26pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - Dominican Republic (Distrito Nacional)

Today, I'm flying out of the country in a few hours. A plane from the same airline just crashed into the Hudson River and is now floating in it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20864) - you deserved it (2220)

On 01/15/2009 at 10:05am - misc - by Tom - United States (New Jersey)



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