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CaptainSmith28

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CaptainSmith28

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  • Town/Country : Memphis, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 29 April 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 661
  • Number of comments : 42
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About CaptainSmith28 : I spilled some milk once, but apparently that's not good enough for FML.

UPDATE: I did it again. :( FML

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CaptainSmith28's favorite FMLs

Today, I was feeling adventurous and decided to freeball it to school. As I went to sit down during first class, I managed to sit on my own balls, scream, then collapse on the floor gasping. My teacher thought I was screwing around and gave me detention. FML

#21104415
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34582) - you deserved it (18987)

On 04/04/2014 at 1:26pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - Dominican Republic (Distrito Nacional)

Today, my husband and I went to the store. Because we have no car, we had to walk four miles in the 115 fahrenheit weather. It didn't click until we were standing outside the door with a metric shit-tonne of ice-cream, that we'd have to tear ass back home to keep it all from melting. FML

#19876028
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7057) - you deserved it (26868)

On 07/01/2012 at 1:09pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I'm flying out of the country in a few hours. A plane from the same airline just crashed into the Hudson River and is now floating in it. FML

#1219
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22815) - you deserved it (2412)

On 01/15/2009 at 10:05am - misc - by Tom - United States (New Jersey)



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