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CaptainSmith28

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  • Town/Country : Memphis, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 29 April 1996 (20 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1287
  • Number of comments : 114
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About CaptainSmith28 : I spilled some milk once, but apparently that's not good enough for FML.

Also I still don't know how I got the Santa badge

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100 kick ass comments

100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

Who’s the fairest of them all?

This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

Inception

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CaptainSmith28's favorite FMLs

Today, I called the HR department of a big company, inquiring about a vacancy for a website designer. Boy, do they need one; there are dead links, malware warnings, and a layout from the '90s, but no info at all about recruitment. The lady just angrily referred me to the website and hung up. FML

by vicious circle / 12/22/2015 at 8:08am / Sint Maarten (Dutch part) / Work

Today, I was feeling adventurous and decided to freeball it to school. As I went to sit down during first class, I managed to sit on my own balls, scream, then collapse on the floor gasping. My teacher thought I was screwing around and gave me detention. FML

by Anonymous / 04/04/2014 at 1:26pm / Dominican Republic (Distrito Nacional) / Health

Today, my husband and I went to the store. Because we have no car, we had to walk four miles in the 115 fahrenheit weather. It didn't click until we were standing outside the door with a metric shit-tonne of ice-cream, that we'd have to tear ass back home to keep it all from melting. FML

by Anonymous / 07/01/2012 at 1:09pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, I'm flying out of the country in a few hours. A plane from the same airline just crashed into the Hudson River and is now floating in it. FML

by Tom / 01/15/2009 at 10:05am / United States (New Jersey) / Transportation