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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 11 September 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 7298
  • Number of comments : 317
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About CaptainPickles72 : You like me, and I, like you, like me!

10/10 people say I'm funny, and they also say 99% of statistics are made up. These people seem to know a lot! You know what that means!? I'm fucking funny!!

Your words say no, but your kicks to the groin say yes!

I like to joke around a lot, though I wouldn't say I'm an entirely funny person. I do have my moments though! If you wanna message me and joke around or just wanna ask a question or two, feel free to! I'm a nice person and love getting to know people.

I would write some more, but I'm too busy giving back to the community via the drugs I sell them.

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CaptainPickles72's favorite FMLs

yesterday after my 22 year old son realizd that there was no more contact solution.. . he decidd to use tequila because he thought it would "kill the germs." We had to go to the hospital to have his eyes flushd out . I raisd this moron . FML

#15339337
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41960) - you deserved it (11236)

On 03/16/2011 at 6:05pm - kids - by WTF -

mah boyfriend was going down on me. I started to moan right when I was about to climax. He got worried... stopped and asked... "Are you okay?!" FML

#15336474
294 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47552) - you deserved it (8287)

On 03/16/2011 at 12:50pm - intimacy - by thisblows - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today , I sowed my colleague ow I could switc on my webcam at ome from te office . Tat's ow we all found out my wife is ceating on me looool . FML

#15309756
284 comments

I agree, your life sucks (109828) - you deserved it (6570) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 03/14/2011 at 5:26pm - love - by Albert06 - France

Today, my boyfriend said he wanted to try something new. By something new, it was to putted flour in my butt and see what would happen if I farted. FML

#15281187
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45655) - you deserved it (7724)

On 03/12/2011 at 12:10am - intimacy - by Username - United States

Today, my five year old son decided to move all my stuffed animals I have around the house, into sex positions and massive orgies. What have I been teaching my son lately? real FML

#15229654
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14510) - you deserved it (43123)

On 03/07/2011 at 2:04pm - intimacy - by lolzboss - United States (Virginia)

Today, I Was In The Bathroom, When Someone Came Up Behind Me!! Instead Of Waiting 4 A Urinal To Free Up, He Wedged His Way In Between Me And Another Guy, And Promptly Began Peeing In My Urinal, Crossing Streams In The Process!! FML

#15207309
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40849) - you deserved it (3326)

On 03/05/2011 at 3:26pm - misc - by devinbyrne - United States (Texas)

Today , I was answering a text from one of my student asking me if they could re-take a test. I thought I'd texted back "No , you can't." Auto correct had looool used a more frequently used word: "No , you cunt." FML

#15184059
239 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39246) - you deserved it (24293)

On 03/03/2011 at 6:22am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I dreamed I was getting married. I was wearing a white dress, had incredible cleavage and perfectly done makeup. Just one problem. I'm a guy. mega FML

#14968643
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47000) - you deserved it (9280)

On 02/14/2011 at 1:24am - misc - by bride (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

today mah mom left me at home with a babysitter. I'm 17. FML

#14941696
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35854) - you deserved it (4953)

On 02/11/2011 at 10:10pm - misc - by allgrowedup - United States (Texas)

TODAY , I TOURED AN ART MUSEUM . OUR TOUR GUIDE HAD AN OBVIOUS LISP , SO I TRIED MAH BEST TO LAUGH . WHEN SHE ASKED ME A QUESTION ABOUT A SCULPTURE , I ACCIDENTALLY RESPONDED "YETH MA'AM" . SHE ENDED THE TOUR RIGHT THERE . FML

#14910524
267 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8367) - you deserved it (63197)

On 02/09/2011 at 3:56pm - misc - by Sam (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today... I flrtd with a guy fir ten minutes before realizing I was sitting between him and his grlfriend. big fat FML

#14881953
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11003) - you deserved it (38632)

On 02/07/2011 at 12:41pm - love - by Lindsay (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, girlfriend was giving me a hand job. As I reached climax, she thought it would be funny to turn 'weapon' against me. Boom, headshot. FML

#14610613
243 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40925) - you deserved it (26899) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 4:53am - intimacy - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, mah daughter was expelld from her school for beating another kindergartener with a Dr!! Seuss book!! FML

#14567167
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33780) - you deserved it (7101)

On 01/13/2011 at 3:48pm - kids - by me - United States

Today , my best friend was fired from the place we both work at cuz she's a bad employee. After they fired her she said , "If I go , I'm taking my best friend with me." So they fired me too. I actually liked that job. FML

#13958382
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33267) - you deserved it (3689)

On 11/24/2010 at 3:45am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today... I asked mah boyfriend to try and man up and act a bit tougher. He started crying. FML

#13881563
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34050) - you deserved it (17664)

On 11/17/2010 at 9:32pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)



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