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CaptainPickles72

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 11 September 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 7896
  • Number of comments : 317
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About CaptainPickles72 : You like me, and I, like you, like me!

10/10 people say I'm funny, and they also say 99% of statistics are made up. These people seem to know a lot! You know what that means!? I'm fucking funny!!

Your words say no, but your kicks to the groin say yes!

I like to joke around a lot, though I wouldn't say I'm an entirely funny person. I do have my moments though! If you wanna message me and joke around or just wanna ask a question or two, feel free to! I'm a nice person and love getting to know people.

I would write some more, but I'm too busy giving back to the community via the drugs I sell them.

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CaptainPickles72's favorite FMLs

Today, after my 22 year old son realized that there was no more contact solution, he decided to use tequila because he thought it would "kill the germs." We had to go to the hospital to have his eyes flushed out. I raised this moron. FML

#15339337
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43986) - you deserved it (11732)

On 03/16/2011 at 6:05pm - kids - by WTF -

Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. I started to moan right when I was about to climax. He got worried, stopped and asked, "Are you okay?!" FML

#15336474
296 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48929) - you deserved it (8435)

On 03/16/2011 at 12:50pm - intimacy - by thisblows - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I showed my colleagues how I could switch on my webcam at home from the office. That's how we all found out my wife is cheating on me. FML

#15309756
283 comments

I agree, your life sucks (115337) - you deserved it (6964) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 03/14/2011 at 5:26pm - love - by Albert06 - France

Today, my boyfriend said he wanted to try something new. By something new, it was to put flour in my butt and see what would happen if I farted. FML

#15281187
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48270) - you deserved it (8009)

On 03/12/2011 at 12:10am - intimacy - by Username - United States

Today, my five year old son decided to move all my stuffed animals I have around the house, into sex positions and massive orgies. What have I been teaching my son lately? FML

#15229654
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15088) - you deserved it (44045)

On 03/07/2011 at 2:04pm - intimacy - by lolzboss - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was in the bathroom, when someone came up behind me. Instead of waiting for a urinal to free up, he wedged his way in between me and another guy, and promptly began peeing in my urinal, crossing streams in the process. FML

#15207309
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40961) - you deserved it (3333)

On 03/05/2011 at 3:26pm - misc - by devinbyrne - United States (Texas)

Today, I was answering a text from one of my students asking me if they could re-take a test. I thought I'd texted back "No, you can't." Auto correct had used a more frequently used word: "No, you cunt." FML

#15184059
240 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39409) - you deserved it (24346)

On 03/03/2011 at 6:22am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I dreamed I was getting married. I was wearing a white dress, had incredible cleavage and perfectly done makeup. Just one problem. I'm a guy. FML

#14968643
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50017) - you deserved it (9652)

On 02/14/2011 at 1:24am - misc - by bride (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my mom left me at home with a babysitter. I'm 17. FML

#14941696
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38537) - you deserved it (5209)

On 02/11/2011 at 10:10pm - misc - by allgrowedup - United States (Texas)

Today, I toured an art museum. Our tour guide had an obvious lisp, so I tried my best not to laugh. When she asked me a question about a sculpture, I accidentally responded "Yeth ma'am". She ended the tour right there. FML

#14910524
268 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8699) - you deserved it (64793)

On 02/09/2011 at 3:56pm - misc - by Sam (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I flirted with a guy for ten minutes before realizing I was sitting between him and his girlfriend. FML

#14881953
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11074) - you deserved it (38785)

On 02/07/2011 at 12:41pm - love - by Lindsay (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, my girlfriend was giving me a hand job. As I reached my climax, she thought it would be funny to turn my 'weapon' against me. Boom, headshot. FML

#14610613
245 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43359) - you deserved it (27898) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 4:53am - intimacy - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, my daughter was expelled from her school for beating another kindergartener with a Dr. Seuss book. FML

#14567167
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36396) - you deserved it (7407)

On 01/13/2011 at 3:48pm - kids - by me - United States

Today, my best friend was fired from the place we both work at because she's a bad employee. After they fired her she said, "If I go, I'm taking my best friend with me." So they fired me too. I actually liked that job. FML

#13958382
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35293) - you deserved it (3864)

On 11/24/2010 at 3:45am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I asked my boyfriend to try and man up and act a bit tougher. He started crying. FML

#13881563
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35692) - you deserved it (18539)

On 11/17/2010 at 9:32pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)



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