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CaptainPat

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 23 October 1990 (26 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 20153
  • Number of comments : 147
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

About CaptainPat : i am me

CaptainPat's page activity

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CaptainPat's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

CaptainPat's favorite FMLs

Today, my daughter asked me when was the first time I had sex. After I told her 22 she quickly shouted, "Beat ya!" She's thirteen. FML

by Noname / 03/06/2009 at 2:04pm / United States (New Jersey) / Intimacy

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

by offbeans / 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm / United States (California) / Kids

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed "Yes Brittany!" at the top of his lungs. My name's not Brittany. That's his sister. FML

by caroline / 02/06/2009 at 10:29am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Intimacy