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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 6 September 1998 (17 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 397
  • Number of comments : 24
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Capt_Air713 : I'm in Track and play Football
I drive a 2000 Toyota 4Runner
My music tastes include Kid Cudi, Kanye West, and Macklemore
Go ahead, message me ;)

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Today, my 4-year-old daughter figured out how to set a parental code lock on our television so we can't watch football because it scares her when we scream. She won't tell us no matter what we bribe her with. FML


I agree, your life sucks (48480) - you deserved it (25751)

On 12/30/2013 at 7:10am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I woke up to a loud crashing in the middle of the night. I went to investigate, but found nothing amiss. Nothing except an axe firmly wedged in my front door, that is. It's safe to say that I have no clue who did it, and that I needed a fresh pair of underwear. FML


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On 12/20/2013 at 4:05pm - misc - by nopissleft (man) - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

Today, I was bored at my job at Home Depot. I got a bar code tattoo 3 weeks ago and thought it would be funny to scan it. I'm a $5.98 160z claw hammer. FML


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