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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 6 September 1998 (18 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 501
  • Number of comments : 24
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Capt_Air713 : I'm in Track and play Football
I drive a 2000 Toyota 4Runner
My music tastes include Kid Cudi, Kanye West, and Macklemore
Go ahead, message me ;)

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Capt_Air713's favorite FMLs

Today, my 4-year-old daughter figured out how to set a parental code lock on our television so we can't watch football because it scares her when we scream. She won't tell us no matter what we bribe her with. FML

by Anonymous / 12/30/2013 at 7:10am / Australia (New South Wales) / Kids

Today, I woke up to a loud crashing in the middle of the night. I went to investigate, but found nothing amiss. Nothing except an axe firmly wedged in my front door, that is. It's safe to say that I have no clue who did it, and that I needed a fresh pair of underwear. FML

by nopissleft / 12/20/2013 at 4:05pm / Sweden (Stockholms Lan) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was bored at my job at Home Depot. I got a bar code tattoo 3 weeks ago and thought it would be funny to scan it. I'm a $5.98 160z claw hammer. FML

by tool / 04/09/2009 at 2:03am / United States (Nevada) / Work