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About Capt_Air713 : I'm in Track and play Football
I drive a 2000 Toyota 4Runner
My music tastes include Kid Cudi, Kanye West, and Macklemore
Go ahead, message me ;)
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Today, my 4-year-old daughter figured out how to set a parental code lock on our television so we can't watch football because it scares her when we scream. She won't tell us no matter what we bribe her with. FML
Today, I woke up to a loud crashing in the middle of the night. I went to investigate, but found nothing amiss. Nothing except an axe firmly wedged in my front door, that is. It's safe to say that I have no clue who did it, and that I needed a fresh pair of underwear. FML
Friday 22 May 2015