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Capitan
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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 6 December 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 518
  • Number of comments : 40
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Fucked!<b>futureot1</b> - the 07/26/2015 at 4:02am<b>cristinewest</b> - the 07/24/2015 at 5:23pm<b>Gabygonzalez9211</b> - the 07/24/2015 at 12:33pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 07/18/2015 at 5:49pm

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Capitan's favorite FMLs

Today, I lost out on a job opportunity because the interviewer said my "fake fangs are unprofessional and frankly disturbing". The "fangs" are my real canines, and they have always looked this way. FML

#21446532
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22911) - you deserved it (1392)

On 07/24/2015 at 1:24pm - work - by (-,..,-) (woman) - France

Today, about 30 seconds into my first blowjob, my girlfriend threatened to cut my balls off if I didn't "just fucking cum already". FML

#21446517
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23478) - you deserved it (2166)

On 07/24/2015 at 12:44pm - intimacy - by fuck (man) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, my girlfriend thought it'd be hilarious to secretly swap her and my mom's numbers in my phone, then sexually tease me before going to work. I found out about the prank when I texted my "girlfriend", saying I was going to fuck her so hard she wouldn't walk straight for days. FML

#21443815
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28878) - you deserved it (3792)

On 07/19/2015 at 12:36am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, after months of hardcore training, free of injuries, I pinched a nerve in my neck while putting on a swimsuit to lie in the sun doing nothing. FML

#21443051
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24193) - you deserved it (2001)

On 07/17/2015 at 2:11pm - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, a drunken guest in the hotel I work at has barricaded himself in the employee restroom and refuses to come out, unless I "promise to love him forever." It's 4am and I'm the only one here. FML



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