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  • Birth Date : Monday 6 December 1993 (21 years)
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  • Number of visits : 470
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About Capitan : Love soccer. If you happen to know Inter Milan, well that's my team.

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Today, a drunken guest in the hotel I work at has barricaded himself in the employee restroom and refuses to come out, unless I "promise to love him forever." It's 4am and I'm the only one here. FML

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