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Capitan

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Monday 6 December 1993 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 298
  • Number of comments : 34
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Capitan : Love soccer. If you happen to know Inter Milan, well that's my team.

Capitan's page activity

Visits<b>lexiale</b> - the 07/29/2014 at 7:06pm<b>jaffvis</b> - the 06/01/2014 at 1:56pm<b>DaMann360</b> - the 05/31/2014 at 1:04pm<b>rimosah</b> - the 05/31/2014 at 8:51am<b>elmassapilo</b> - the 05/18/2014 at 11:23am<b>stevothedevo</b> - the 04/27/2014 at 1:49pm<b>Federgirl</b> - the 04/27/2014 at 11:08am<b>zeriously95</b> - the 04/27/2014 at 10:50am<b>avtotheism</b> - the 04/27/2014 at 10:02am<b>hoskei</b> - the 04/27/2014 at 8:59am<b>gracie3434</b> - the 04/27/2014 at 8:33am<b>xNotCreative</b> - the 04/27/2014 at 7:29am<b>batah</b> - the 04/27/2014 at 5:05am<b>shjoh</b> - the 04/27/2014 at 4:38am<b>Lunixie</b> - the 04/15/2014 at 2:42pm<b>ruahogfan2</b> - the 04/15/2014 at 8:02am<b>julako</b> - the 04/14/2014 at 1:35pm<b>jusufvelaj</b> - the 04/14/2014 at 8:58am

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Judgmental

You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.

I agree, their lives suck

200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.

Why am I up so early?

You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 am.

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Capitan's favorite FMLs

Today, a drunken guest in the hotel I work at has barricaded himself in the employee restroom and refuses to come out, unless I "promise to love him forever." It's 4am and I'm the only one here. FML



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Friday 26 September 2014

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