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  • Birth Date : Monday 6 December 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 377
  • Number of comments : 34
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Capitan : Love soccer. If you happen to know Inter Milan, well that's my team.

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Capitan's favorite FMLs

Today, a drunken guest in the hotel I work at has barricaded himself in the employee restroom and refuses to come out, unless I "promise to love him forever." It's 4am and I'm the only one here. FML

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  • Yes, we're late. We've been doing stuff, the New Year and our birthday party got in the way, but there's no excuse. So, we're sorry for not churning out another Best of the Worst in due…

Wednesday 28 January 2015

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