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Canuck13
  • Town/Country : St. Catharines , Canada
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 2716
  • Number of comments : 57
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, I was on the bus heading home from school, when I noticed a ridiculously hot girl near me, checking me out. I was about to say something charmingly funny when I suddenly got a whiff of onions. Turns out she had turned around simply to catch the essence of her own fart. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28123) - you deserved it (3914)

On 02/10/2011 at 6:32pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I was working on my art portfolio. I had drawn a self-portrait. When I was satisfied, I wanted to show my parents. They thought it was a drawing of a bear. FML

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71 comments

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On 02/08/2011 at 7:30pm - misc - by nomoreart (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, while in my doctor's packed waiting room, an elderly woman insisted I take her seat. I thanked her, but politely declined. She began to yell, saying I was "ungrateful", until I sat down. She then left, laughing, as I discovered that she peed in the chair. Apparently, she does this often. FML

Today, I was startled awake at 4am by a loud and awful sound. Completely serious, I asked my fiancé if he had just shit his pants. His response: giggles followed by a softly whispered "maybe". FML

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115 comments

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On 02/01/2011 at 8:43am - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I saw Saw IV with my boyfriend. He held me close and said, "I'll protect you." A few seconds later, he jumped up so violently, he gave me a bloody nose, and ran screaming out of the room. FML

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On 12/18/2010 at 2:14pm - love - by asdfghjkl (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, the elevator got stuck in between floor 4 and 5 at my doctors office. I had been having violent diarrhea. It was the reason I was at the doctor. Elevator was stuck for 35 minutes. During that time, I diarrhea'd in my pants twice. There were seven other people in the elevator. FML

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On 12/13/2010 at 4:16am - health - by Christopher - Canada (Alberta)



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