About Canuck13 : Meh....
Canuck13's FML badges
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
I like your style
You've liked someone. How cute!
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
Canuck13's favorite FMLs
by Anonymous / 01/12/2012 at 11:33am / United Kingdom (Armagh) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was wondering why I was getting strange looks all day at work. When I got to a mirror after my shift, I noticed a booger hanging out of my nose, which was visible only when I smiled. My job involves greeting people all day with a huge smile. FML
by omg / 03/24/2011 at 8:43pm / Canada (Alberta) / Kids
by Anonymous / 03/06/2011 at 6:28am / Reserved / Intimacy
Today, while having sex, I found out that I'm so flexible that when I bend over backwards, the backs of my knees can touch my shoulders. My boyfriend is now extremely jealous and is debating about breaking up with me. Even I don't get it. FML
by inder / 02/25/2011 at 11:03am / United Kingdom (Stoke-on-Trent) / Intimacy
by Lovenem / 02/16/2011 at 12:51pm / United States (Indiana) / Intimacy
Today, I was on the bus heading home from school, when I noticed a ridiculously hot girl near me, checking me out. I was about to say something charmingly funny when I suddenly got a whiff of onions. Turns out she had turned around simply to catch the essence of her own fart. FML
by Anonymous / 02/10/2011 at 6:32pm / United States (California) / Love
by nomoreart / 02/08/2011 at 7:30pm / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous
Today, while in my doctor's packed waiting room, an elderly woman insisted I take her seat. I thanked her, but politely declined. She began to yell, saying I was "ungrateful", until I sat down. She then left, laughing, as I discovered that she peed in the chair. Apparently, she does this often. FML
by Summer_Jane / 02/03/2011 at 5:40am / United States (Oklahoma) / Health
by Anonymous / 02/01/2011 at 8:43am / United States / Love
by asdfghjkl / 12/18/2010 at 2:14pm / United States (Connecticut) / Love
Today, the elevator got stuck in between floor 4 and 5 at my doctors office. I had been having violent diarrhea. It was the reason I was at the doctor. Elevator was stuck for 35 minutes. During that time, I diarrhea'd in my pants twice. There were seven other people in the elevator. FML
by Christopher / 12/13/2010 at 4:16am / Canada (Alberta) / Health
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, it's been 2 weeks since I ordered a printer so I could print schoolwork, that way I don't…
- Today, and since forever, my boyfriend talks in his sleep. Last night, he told me, “I like you very… Today, I’m a French teacher abroad, and as my beard has a huge hole near my chin, my students call… Today, my university fridge is so small that the cucumber I bought doesn’t fit either lengthwise or…