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  • Number of visits : 2051
  • Number of comments : 75
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About CantusVulpis : My name is Bay, I read FML when I am bored, tired, or in an awkward situation. I think it would be fun to be on the FML team. :)
I'm big fan of Doctor Who, Legend of Zelda, Skyrim, Adventure Time, and BBC Sherlock.
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CantusVulpis's favorite FMLs

Today, after watching Insidious, my boyfriend thought it would be funny to scare me while I was on the toilet. I was in mid-piss when he jumped out at me, and I ran screaming and peeing down the hall. FML

#17206347
354 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40972) - you deserved it (10093)

On 07/21/2011 at 5:24pm - love - by toni405 - United States

Today, I killed a centipede. Now every little itch I feel, I think it's the centipede's spirit coming back to haunt me. FML

#17188633
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15340) - you deserved it (42238)

On 07/20/2011 at 8:36am - misc - by ElixirRose - United States (Georgia)

Today, I killed a centipede. Now every little itch I feel, I think it's the centipede's spirit coming back to haunt me. FML

#17188633
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15340) - you deserved it (42238)

On 07/20/2011 at 8:36am - misc - by ElixirRose - United States (Georgia)

Today, I killed a centipede. Now every little itch I feel, I think it's the centipede's spirit coming back to haunt me. FML

#17188633
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15340) - you deserved it (42238)

On 07/20/2011 at 8:36am - misc - by ElixirRose - United States (Georgia)

Today, my six year old son came up to me with his arms spread and said, "I feel like a hug." I got really excited and hopeful because he is very anti-social and hates physical contact. As soon as I stood up to hug him he said "Feeling's gone" and walked away. FML

#17134448
274 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39269) - you deserved it (4245)

On 07/16/2011 at 9:28am - kids - by Rejected (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I finally went on a date with my crush. When he kissed me goodnight, it made me think of a dying slug. FML

#16778236
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31501) - you deserved it (6674)

On 06/21/2011 at 7:52am - love - by anon - United States

Today, I dropped my camera into water. The good news is that it's waterproof. The bad news is I dropped it off London Bridge. All the pictures and videos of my four-month trip around Europe were on it. FML

#16708648
204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41731) - you deserved it (10793)

On 06/17/2011 at 7:32am - misc - by catherine - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I woke up to a burglar holding a gun. He yelled at me to get up so I did. He then paused and laughed. I was sleeping naked. FML

#16689352
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44700) - you deserved it (6005)

On 06/16/2011 at 1:42am - misc - by mike oxsmall - United States

Today, I went to visit my boyfriend at work. That's where I met his pregnant girlfriend. FML

#16661874
216 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54727) - you deserved it (4692)

On 06/14/2011 at 2:37pm - love - by hatelife - United States (Ohio)

Today, I shat out a staple. FML

#16576766
332 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37456) - you deserved it (16309)

On 06/09/2011 at 11:04am - health - by wtf - United Kingdom (Edinburgh)

Today, I shat out a staple. FML

#16576766
332 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37456) - you deserved it (16309)

On 06/09/2011 at 11:04am - health - by wtf - United Kingdom (Edinburgh)

Today, I posted my status on Facebook as "slightly hungover." My grandma commented on it with "liar, you were helping me clean last night." She's right. FML

#16221236
227 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13062) - you deserved it (63652)

On 05/17/2011 at 12:15pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I woke up so pissed off that I yelled at my cereal. FML

#16128268
235 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33011) - you deserved it (14656)

On 05/11/2011 at 10:33am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my motorcycle was stolen. If that wasn't bad enough, the thief drove past me. Twice. FML

#16030983
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37786) - you deserved it (4111)

On 05/03/2011 at 10:23am - misc - by Diesel (man) - Belgium (Luxembourg)

Today, I was watching a movie online. There was a 15 minute ad. 13 minutes into watching an ad about birth control, I noticed that there was a "skip this ad" button in the corner. FML

#15949369
33 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12278) - you deserved it (47661)

On 04/27/2011 at 2:33pm - misc - by popcorn - United States (California)



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