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Today, my new coworker told me he expects me to call him King Kong and bow down to him whenever he walks past. FML
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On 07/24/2010 at 3:44am - misc - by earths_venus - Australia (Victoria)
Today, my youngest son thought that RedBull actually gave him wings. What it actually gave him was a trip to the ER and 7 stitches. It also gave me a meeting with social services. FML
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On 06/27/2010 at 9:30am - kids - by DaddyZ (man) - United States (Michigan)
Today, I had to buy a wrist brace for a repetitive strain injury. I got the injury because I was knitting too much. I'm 22. FML
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On 06/21/2010 at 9:28pm - health - by GrannyAt22 (woman) - Canada (Saskatchewan)
Today, my computer was hit with something bigger than a virus: A car. FML
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On 06/17/2010 at 12:19pm - misc - by katiebabby - United States (Texas)
Today, my boss fired me because he said I was spending too much time surfing the internet. When I reminded him that my work computer isn't even networked, he said, "Oh, sorry, you're the one who takes too many smoke breaks." When I told him that I don't even smoke, he said, "Just go..." FML
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On 06/08/2010 at 3:11am - work - by Myzyri (man) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I got mugged by someone wearing a bear suit. FML
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On 06/01/2010 at 7:41pm - misc - by mugged (man) - United States (New York)
Today, I realized that not only am I still an unpublished author, but I can't even get an FML posted after submitting several in the last year. FML
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On 03/13/2010 at 8:43am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London)
Today, I realised that my staff doesn't take me seriously. I walked in on my chef, who had just spent an hour and half a block of cheese carving cheddar goggles for himself. When I confronted him, he pulled up his t-shirt to reveal a cocktail sausage taped to his stomach. FML
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On 03/04/2010 at 7:43am - work - by Garry (man) - United Kingdom (Bath and North East Somerset)
Today, I locked my keys in my car. I was late for work so I went to smash the side window with a big rock. The rock bounced off the window and into my face. FML
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On 02/28/2010 at 12:36am - work - by chevysprint (man) - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, I decided it would be funny to give my friend a peanut that had fallen on the floor. I hid it in his food, and started laughing when he ate it. It turns out he is allergic to peanuts. His family hates me now. FML
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On 02/25/2010 at 7:14pm - health - by djshahso - United States
Today, my dog barked for 30 minutes with me yelling for him to shut up. Guess that's how long it takes someone to steal the rims from my truck. Good dog. FML
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On 02/20/2010 at 5:36am - animals - by rimjob - United States
Today, I went to the movies with my girlfriend. I started putting my arm around her, when I hit her in the face. FML
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On 02/16/2010 at 2:28pm - love - by soomeone - United States (California)
Today, it snowed in South Carolina for the first time in 10 years. It snowed eight whole inches! I was so excited, I yelled for my kids and ran outside to build a snowman. I ran out to the steps and slipped on ice. I woke up in the hospital with a bad concussion. The snow had all melted. FML
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On 02/13/2010 at 3:11pm - kids - by owwie - United States
Today, my maid washed my PS3. Yes, with soap and water. FML
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