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200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.

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Today, after an extensive talk with a relationship counselor, we concluded that I'm more likely to get run over by a car than be in a stable relationship. FML

#20397555
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I agree, your life sucks (20882) - you deserved it (2702)

On 12/13/2012 at 3:01am - love - by Hit-and-Run - Mexico (Chihuahua)

Today, I woke up with a wax strip on my chest and my girlfriend sitting next to me on the bed laughing. She pulled the strip. I screamed. FML

#20149912
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I agree, your life sucks (30532) - you deserved it (4283)

On 11/06/2012 at 12:11am - intimacy - by Ugggggggggg (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I had my first orgasm. I also came to the realization that whenever I orgasm I get an uncontrollable case of hiccups for at least half an hour afterwards. FML

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159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27121) - you deserved it (3084)

On 11/03/2012 at 11:52am - intimacy - by hiccups - United States (New York)



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