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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 7 November 1989 (26 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 449
  • Number of comments : 12
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Candyyy123 : Candice here. Don't let looks decieve you. I'm sarcastic and brutally honest. I'm not all glitter and rainbows. Once you get on my bad side, you're on my bad side forever. Unless you give me a million dollars. Anyways if you send me a NICE messsge, I'll message you back...maybe. Haha.

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Today, while on student exchange in Germany, I was making myself a cup of coffee. When I rummaged around in the fridge, my room-mates asked me what I was looking for. I said I wanted to put "samen" in my coffee. They laughed. Ah yes, "sahne" means "cream". "Samen" means "sperm". FML


I agree, your life sucks (31056) - you deserved it (11551) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 07/02/2011 at 5:50pm - intimacy - by Hum - Switzerland (Ticino)

Today, I was so hungover, I started yelling at inanimate objects. My mom walked in on me calling my cereal a "worthless piece of shit sent from the bowels of Hell." FML


I agree, your life sucks (11949) - you deserved it (46237)

On 07/02/2011 at 4:54pm - misc - by Cowgirl_Up37 (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I actually resorted to checking the newspaper obituaries to see where the deceased were employed, just so I can find a job opening. FML


I agree, your life sucks (38635) - you deserved it (5224)

On 06/30/2011 at 1:44pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today, when my boyfriend said it was time to play with his baby, I figured he was talking about me. He meant his Xbox. FML


I agree, your life sucks (36203) - you deserved it (8651)

On 06/26/2011 at 5:17pm - love - by luni - United Kingdom (Devon)

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