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CandyDawg

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CandyDawg

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 696
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About CandyDawg : I am complex, but if you want to know something, feel free to ask :)

CandyDawg's page activity

Visits<b>ASeeR</b> - 24 hours ago<b>knightofdarkness</b> - yesterday at 2:41am<b>Shadowvoid</b> - the 05/24/2015 at 11:49pm<b>Zurg_676</b> - the 05/24/2015 at 8:10pm<b>Dexter83</b> - the 05/24/2015 at 12:45pm<b>Juicenub</b> - the 05/21/2015 at 5:50pm<b>ezrajab</b> - the 05/20/2015 at 2:33pm<b>sevazilla</b> - the 05/18/2015 at 9:51pm<b>theTravinator</b> - the 05/18/2015 at 2:41pm<b>amine91</b> - the 05/18/2015 at 1:24am<b>_kyleG_</b> - the 05/17/2015 at 11:49pm<b>FastNLoud225</b> - the 05/17/2015 at 10:12pm<b>OhYouMad</b> - the 05/17/2015 at 12:11pm<b>never_alone</b> - the 05/17/2015 at 10:20am<b>yuno_gasai</b> - the 05/17/2015 at 4:22am<b>Shayn_25</b> - the 05/17/2015 at 3:34am<b>gavdarv</b> - the 05/15/2015 at 5:02am<b>10nachoman10</b> - the 05/12/2015 at 6:40pm

Fucked!<b>Shadowvoid</b> - the 05/22/2015 at 7:20am<b>theTravinator</b> - the 05/18/2015 at 1:38pm<b>amine91</b> - the 05/18/2015 at 7:24am<b>_kyleG_</b> - the 05/18/2015 at 5:49am<b>Lesser</b> - the 04/30/2015 at 6:40am<b>nityasomaiya</b> - the 04/28/2015 at 11:24pm<b>m_warner1</b> - the 04/23/2015 at 5:33am<b>buckdharma</b> - the 03/31/2015 at 11:21pm<b>Nordrag</b> - the 03/28/2015 at 7:54am<b>dontlookman</b> - the 03/20/2015 at 3:41pm<b>Kailayla</b> - the 03/20/2015 at 12:45am<b>robertd73</b> - the 03/14/2015 at 6:37am<b>SteamyPenguin</b> - the 03/14/2015 at 4:54am<b>DarksideDoll</b> - the 03/03/2015 at 4:52pm<b>brandoneyez1</b> - the 02/16/2015 at 6:40am<b>the_rude_dude</b> - the 01/09/2015 at 2:39pm<b>Paid4Hir3</b> - the 01/07/2015 at 9:18am<b>patrickalamo</b> - the 01/07/2015 at 6:31am

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CandyDawg's favorite FMLs

Today, I tried to scare what I thought was a stray cat away from my friend's car in our work parking garage by hitting the panic button on his keys, which did, indeed, make the creature panic. That's when I learned it was not a cat. It was a skunk. FML



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