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CandyDawg

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CandyDawg

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  • Title : Miss
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  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 767
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About CandyDawg : I am complex, but if you want to know something, feel free to ask :)

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Visits<b>Shadowvoid</b> - the 07/26/2015 at 4:29pm<b>FalloutScrolls</b> - the 07/25/2015 at 3:05am<b>SpartyOnWayne</b> - the 07/19/2015 at 9:21am<b>JessMac9000</b> - the 07/14/2015 at 7:46pm<b>DoomedGemini</b> - the 07/13/2015 at 2:59pm<b>khoov19</b> - the 07/12/2015 at 5:30pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 07/12/2015 at 8:07am<b>balboa_2</b> - the 07/09/2015 at 10:29pm<b>18drakerad</b> - the 07/07/2015 at 9:14pm<b>gigistar15</b> - the 07/06/2015 at 7:49pm<b>Yazoo77</b> - the 07/03/2015 at 4:46am<b>Tthug</b> - the 07/01/2015 at 8:14am<b>UncleHoodie</b> - the 07/01/2015 at 3:55am<b>360noscope</b> - the 06/29/2015 at 4:31am<b>CyberSeeker</b> - the 06/29/2015 at 2:22am<b>samspencer008</b> - the 06/29/2015 at 12:21am<b>WD_Stevens</b> - the 06/28/2015 at 3:16pm<b>blahblah005</b> - the 06/28/2015 at 1:46am

Fucked!<b>360noscope</b> - the 06/29/2015 at 10:31am<b>hellnosucka</b> - the 06/14/2015 at 8:58pm<b>StickyPickles</b> - the 06/12/2015 at 4:38pm<b>clevergirl98</b> - the 06/04/2015 at 6:03am<b>shaar</b> - the 06/04/2015 at 5:47am<b>dakatabg</b> - the 06/02/2015 at 4:40am<b>Shadowvoid</b> - the 05/22/2015 at 7:20am<b>theTravinator</b> - the 05/18/2015 at 1:38pm<b>amine91</b> - the 05/18/2015 at 7:24am<b>_kyleG_</b> - the 05/18/2015 at 5:49am<b>Lesser</b> - the 04/30/2015 at 6:40am<b>nityasomaiya</b> - the 04/28/2015 at 11:24pm<b>m_warner1</b> - the 04/23/2015 at 5:33am<b>buckdharma</b> - the 03/31/2015 at 11:21pm<b>Nordrag</b> - the 03/28/2015 at 7:54am<b>dontlookman</b> - the 03/20/2015 at 3:41pm<b>Kailayla</b> - the 03/20/2015 at 12:45am<b>robertd73</b> - the 03/14/2015 at 6:37am

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Today, I tried to scare what I thought was a stray cat away from my friend's car in our work parking garage by hitting the panic button on his keys, which did, indeed, make the creature panic. That's when I learned it was not a cat. It was a skunk. FML



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