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About CandyDawg : I am complex, but if you want to know something, feel free to ask :)
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Today, I tried to scare what I thought was a stray cat away from my friend's car in our work parking garage by hitting the panic button on his keys, which did, indeed, make the creature panic. That's when I learned it was not a cat. It was a skunk. FML
Friday 17 October 2014