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Today, I realized after turning in my resume to over 100 job openings over the past month, that the resume I've been submitting does not have my phone number or any other contact information besides my name. FML
by KayIsKiwi99 / 08/29/2016 at 3:00pm / United States (Texas) / Work
Today, I tried to scare what I thought was a stray cat away from my friend's car in our work parking garage by hitting the panic button on his keys, which did, indeed, make the creature panic. That's when I learned it was not a cat. It was a skunk. FML
by blazon_paradox / 09/16/2014 at 11:18pm / United States (Michigan) / Animals
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