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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 13 June 1996 (18 years)
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  • Number of visits : 731
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today , I'm going on an 8 hour drive with insane family. This usually means screaming arguments , graphic conversations about dad's pubes , some karaoke , plenty of farting , some stale Pringles , and an obese golden retriever on lap the entire time. Arizona , here we come.

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On 10/18/2010 at 4:56am - misc - by fmmlll (woman) - United States (California)

today I picked up my four year old son from daycare. As I was putting him in his car seat , I asked him if he had fun. He yelled , "Shut it , bitch!" FML

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On 10/02/2010 at 7:08pm - kids - by blah blah daddy - United States (California)

today I picked up my four year old son from daycare. As I was putting him in his car seat , I asked him if he had fun. He yelled , "Shut it , bitch!" FML

#13293107
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On 10/02/2010 at 7:08pm - kids - by blah blah daddy - United States (California)

Today... I want to an audition fir a play. Tha casting dractor thankd ma fir mah tima... but told ma thay would pass bacausa I had "tha amotional ranga of a turnip." FML

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On 08/29/2010 at 10:02pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

TODAY, BOYFRIEND OF A OVER A YEAR BROKE UP WIT ME. IT WOULDN'T AVE BEEN SO BAD IF I ADN'T WRITTEN IM A LONG LETTER ABOUT OW MUC I LOVE IM, AND TAT I'M SO GLAD WE'RE TOGETER AND SO GLAD TAT E PROMISED E WOULD ALWAYS BE TERE. HE'LL BE GETTING IT IN A FEW DAYS. FML

#12809670
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On 08/29/2010 at 7:41pm - love - by love_letter (woman) - United States (Hawaii)

Today , I decided to try someting new and sign up fir an online dating service , since I can't meet a decent guy in person. Te frst guy I talked to told me e used to be in a mental ospital fir obsessing over a grl , ten told me e would be dreaming of me tat nigt. fat FML

#12807084
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On 08/29/2010 at 3:45pm - love - by CreepedOut (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

today I was chosen out of 64 women to model for the catalog of a new clothing store. Just when self-confidence took a dramatic boost, I looked at the evaluation sheet. I was picked due to attributes such as ( extra large figure and average face ) to make below average women feel beautiful. FML

#12805582
133 comments

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On 08/29/2010 at 1:51pm - misc - by apparentlyugly (woman) - United States

Yesterday.. . my boyfriend sat me down to reassure me that his competitive.. . possessive ex-wife will not come between us or ruin our relationship . Mid-conversation.. . his phone rang . It was her.. . an he left to answer it . FML

#12804973
37 comments

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On 08/29/2010 at 12:58pm - love - by ForgottenAgain (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

yesterday I dropped my pencil in Bio an I leaned over to attempt to pick it up. Next thing u know it I tipped the desk over an I crashed onto my crush's lap with my face in his crotch. FML

#6722674
138 comments

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On 12/12/2009 at 1:29pm - misc - by colorfulgina (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I want to Walmart wit ma grlfriand. Wa bougt ta usual, food, Advil an condoms. Wila I waitad in lina, sa want to grab avaryting. Wan sa cummad back, I lookad in ta cart an saw no condoms. I askad ar y sa didn't gat any. Sa rapliad "Tay ran out of smalls." Evaryona laugad.

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On 12/01/2009 at 4:11pm - misc - by xXxJoe16xXx - United States (Massachusetts)

I was sitting in te cafeteria wit my friendsen I suddenly passed out due to my ypoglycemia!! Wen I woke up I discovered tat I was still in te same spot and my friends ad abandoned me to go to class!! Also my stuff was stolen!! FML

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On 10/27/2009 at 9:15pm - misc - by hey-ooo (woman) - United States (Texas)



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