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Candissimo

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Candissimo

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 9 April 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 145
  • Number of comments : 13
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Candissimo : Hey! I'm Candice!! I play tuba and I love classical and gosbel music! I like animals and love spending some free time practicing, watching YouTube, or DCI. My favorite currently is Carolina Crown. I'm also just learning to live a healthier life and trying to lose some pounds! I also play euphonium on the side! So if you need a musician for a gig or something just let me know!

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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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Candissimo's favorite FMLs

Today, in revenge for being grounded for bullying a kid at school, my eight-year-old son flung a handful of Lego in my path as I walked barefoot into the kitchen. I'm still in pain. 5ML

#21038562
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41200) - you deserved it (8144)

On 01/24/2014 at 6:10pm - kids - by limping (man) - Canada

Today, I found an old jock strap in my tuba. FML

#18244771
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23324) - you deserved it (3791)

On 11/14/2011 at 8:23am - misc - by jocksblow - United States

Today, I played a Jazz gig. It rained, making the tent the band performed under heavy with water. When I stepped forward to play my solo, the front end of the tent collapsed under the weight of the rain, drenching me. FML

#17617354
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21994) - you deserved it (2171)

On 08/29/2011 at 11:56pm - misc - by TheJazzKid - United States (California)

Today, I realized the birthmark I have on my chest isn't a birthmark at all; it's a third nipple. FML

#14534141
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38032) - you deserved it (4064)

On 01/10/2011 at 3:35pm - health - by triplenipple (man) - Sweden (Skane Lan)



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