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Candisemo

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 7 July 1993 (23 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 909
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Candisemo : I am 16 years old. I have a boyfriend I have dated for 6 months and we love each other.

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Candisemo's favorite FMLs

Today, the boy I have crush on at school announced that his family were moving to Australia. My friend thought that it would be funny to spread a rumour that I was moving too, in order to follow him. Everyone has heard it, and unfortunately everyone believes it, including him. FML

by FirmlyInEngland / 09/17/2009 at 5:23am / United Kingdom (Swindon) / Love

Today, I got rejected for approximately the tenth credit card I've applied for, I called a bank to find out why. Apparently I took out a car loan in 2004 and bought a house in 2006. I was 13 in 2004. The credit report does not have any records of this. Thank you identity theft. FML

by Lost / 09/15/2009 at 3:24pm / United States (New York) / Transportation

Today, I just came back from the vet. I spent a lot of money on a pet tortoise at the local pet store and it didn't come out of its shell when I bought it. The owner just said it sleeps in the day and it'll be shy for a week or so. Turns out it was dead. FML

by JhKhS / 09/14/2009 at 6:05am / United Kingdom (Devon) / Money

Today, I decided I would finally get up and weed our front yard. After a long couple of hours, I was hot and sweaty and decided to jump in the pool, with all my clothes on, just for fun. Right as I was in the air doing a cannon ball, my BlackBerry started to ring from my pocket... FML

by ByeByeBlackberry / 09/07/2009 at 1:32pm / United States (Illinois) / Money

Today, when I was finished eating at McDonalds, I went to Shoppers to pick up a new toothbrush. I got back to my car only to find the windows smashed in. The only thing that was missing from my car was the Hello Kitty toy I got from McDonalds. Someone broke into my car for a 10 cent toy. FML

by effmylife / 09/06/2009 at 7:12pm / Canada (Ontario) / Transportation