Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?


Search for a member



  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 7 July 1993 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 803
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Candisemo : I am 16 years old. I have a boyfriend I have dated for 6 months and we love each other.

Candisemo's page activity

Visits<b>draftskink</b> - the 07/11/2015 at 5:15am<b></b> - the 01/11/2011 at 3:12pm<b>Masta_Blasta</b> - the 09/26/2009 at 4:48am<b>prplr</b> - the 09/17/2009 at 5:10pm<b>ch2358</b> - the 09/17/2009 at 4:49pm

Candisemo's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

Candisemo's favorite FMLs

Today, the boy I have crush on at school announced that his family were moving to Australia. My friend thought that it would be funny to spread a rumour that I was moving too, in order to follow him. Everyone has heard it, and unfortunately everyone believes it, including him. FML


I agree, your life sucks (38842) - you deserved it (5318)

On 09/17/2009 at 5:23am - love - by FirmlyInEngland (woman) - United Kingdom (Swindon)

Today, I got rejected for approximately the tenth credit card I've applied for, I called a bank to find out why. Apparently I took out a car loan in 2004 and bought a house in 2006. I was 13 in 2004. The credit report does not have any records of this. Thank you identity theft. FML


I agree, your life sucks (49979) - you deserved it (2430)

On 09/15/2009 at 3:24pm - money - by Lost (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I just came back from the vet. I spent a lot of money on a pet tortoise at the local pet store and it didn't come out of its shell when I bought it. The owner just said it sleeps in the day and it'll be shy for a week or so. Turns out it was dead. FML


I agree, your life sucks (41167) - you deserved it (9146)

On 09/14/2009 at 6:05am - money - by JhKhS (man) - United Kingdom (Devon)

Today, I decided I would finally get up and weed our front yard. After a long couple of hours, I was hot and sweaty and decided to jump in the pool, with all my clothes on, just for fun. Right as I was in the air doing a cannon ball, my BlackBerry started to ring from my pocket... FML


I agree, your life sucks (15788) - you deserved it (54939)

On 09/07/2009 at 1:32pm - money - by ByeByeBlackberry (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, when I was finished eating at McDonalds, I went to Shoppers to pick up a new toothbrush. I got back to my car only to find the windows smashed in. The only thing that was missing from my car was the Hello Kitty toy I got from McDonalds. Someone broke into my car for a 10 cent toy. FML


I agree, your life sucks (47860) - you deserved it (3507)

On 09/06/2009 at 7:12pm - money - by effmylife (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

C comme Line's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • The Best of the Worst #20
  • Here we are in November! Winter is here, for most of us, it's dark, grey and depressing and if you're the kind of person who watches network news 24/7, you're probably going to need some cheering up.…

Monday 30 November 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: