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Candeggina
  • Town/Country : Palermo, Italy
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 9 March 1993 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 161
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, my brother put pepper spray on my toilet paper. FML

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On 10/15/2011 at 3:18am - misc - by Ca13b - United States (Oregon)

Today, I went shopping with my mom. I went into my department and tried on some clothes. After a few minutes, there is an announcement that a child has gone missing. Staff are searching the store. I see my mom and she hugs me in tears and yells, "I found her!" I'm almost 17. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11998) - you deserved it (1007)

On 10/15/2011 at 1:13am - misc - by Ania (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, for the first time, I beat my brother in a game of CoD. Not being a gamer, I was ecstatic. Later, when I was in the shower, my brother snuck in the bathroom, yelled "Napalm strike!" and threw our cat over the shower curtain like a furry grenade from hell. FML

#17981940 (264)

I agree, your life sucks (35444) - you deserved it (3515)

On 10/14/2011 at 12:11pm - kids - by MLGreco - United States

Today, I wore my brand new Wonderbra to school. When I got home, my dad looked at me and started laughing hysterically. Between breaths, he asked if anyone actually thought my chest was that big and said "You know why it's called a Wonderbra? Guys take it off and wonder where your tits went." FML

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On 10/10/2011 at 6:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I took my friend with me for a radiology scan. While I was getting injections, my friend muttered, "On the bright side, if you die, you'll glow in the dark at the funeral." FML

#17952453 (119)

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On 10/10/2011 at 3:06pm - health - by radioactiveglowinthedarkthing (woman) - United Kingdom (Essex)

Today, while at Six Flags my boyfriend won a huge stuffed animal for me. After a whole day of carrying it around, when he dropped me off he told me that he wants the stuffed animal back. He just didn't want to carry it around all day. FML

#17950991 (138)

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On 10/10/2011 at 9:56am - misc - by Username - United States (Texas)

Today, I spent about 10 minutes searching frantically for my cell phone, while holding it up to my ear and talking to my friend about my plans tonight. FML

#17934775 (185)

I agree, your life sucks (7546) - you deserved it (25513)

On 10/08/2011 at 11:54am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I decided to make home made french fries. I figured all I needed was potatoes and salt, right? Wrong! I also needed the fire department and an ambulance. FML

#17934685 (137)

I agree, your life sucks (5156) - you deserved it (6942)

On 10/08/2011 at 11:36am - misc - by anonymous - Sri Lanka

Today, the girl my boyfriend cheated on me with posted pics of them kissing on Facebook, and tagged me in them. FML

#17934010 (318)

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On 10/08/2011 at 9:04am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I caught my pregnant wife trying to suck milk from her breasts. FML

#17749622 (297)

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On 09/15/2011 at 3:34am - health - by Scott - United States (California)

Today, I found my husband Googling the Morse Code. He thinks his farts are trying to communicate with him. FML

#17611865 (184)

I agree, your life sucks (23347) - you deserved it (2408)

On 08/29/2011 at 11:38am - health - by KJL - United States

Today, my 3 year old daughter decided to put black nail polish over the webcam lens on my laptop because "It wasn't all black, so I decided to fix it." FML

#15650612 (175)

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On 04/05/2011 at 12:48pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I found out that my mom and dad got a divorce. They didn't tell me, they just changed their relationship status on Facebook. FML

#15635122 (128)

I agree, your life sucks (35036) - you deserved it (2305)

On 04/04/2011 at 12:23pm - love - by carolinagirl (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I had diarrhea in a public bathroom. When I was finished, I noticed that someone had pissed all over the toilet paper. FML

#15630869 (174)

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On 04/04/2011 at 1:26am - health - by Anonymous -

Today, I learned that when I leave skid marks in the toilet my wife uses my toothbrush to remove them. FML

#15598918 (349)

I agree, your life sucks (27554) - you deserved it (33478)

On 04/02/2011 at 1:03am - misc - by Toothy (man) - United States (California)



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