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Today, I had to share a car with my dad and stepmother. My stepmother managed to get hammered at lunch and spent the hour-long car trip drunkenly mistaking the heating controls for the radio. FML


I agree, your life sucks (21663) - you deserved it (2172)

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Today, my boyfriend walked in on me in the bathroom. That's how he found out that I wax my nipples. FML


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