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Today, I had to share a car with my dad and stepmother. My stepmother managed to get hammered at lunch and spent the hour-long car trip drunkenly mistaking the heating controls for the radio. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16631) - you deserved it (1730)

On 12/24/2011 at 3:04pm - misc - by ambled - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my boyfriend walked in on me in the bathroom. That's how he found out that I wax my nipples. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23981) - you deserved it (26295)

On 02/21/2011 at 8:07am - intimacy - by weezer - United States



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