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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 22 July 1990 (24 years)
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  • Number of visits : 10766
  • Number of comments : 34
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 44 posted

About CanadAssassiN : I have major depression and am taking anti-depressants-but that doesnt stop the shit from happening to me...Tried suicide a few times....Ive had 7 relationships-every one of them cheated on me behind my back. Im not a loser or anything-I get so many comments saying how attractive I am (not trying to brag...). Im almost convinced that I'll die a lonely single man and never find true love. The only thing keeping me from suicide is a slight glimmer of hope that someday I'll meet a special someone who accepts my faults and loves me for who I am. Im single, obviously...plz chat if you have time-i have no one to talk to...my email- bassfreak07221991@yahoo.com. I try to base my FML's on true life experiences, rarely do I ever fudge to make a FML more appealing. Even though I may put up a cold front, I really am a kind person If you take the time to know me. Random=I love skittles and Pepsi.

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Today, I was rejected from the University of Washington. My dad has been a professor there for 30 years, and is on the board of admissions. FML

#366764
349 comments

I agree, your life sucks (398251) - you deserved it (89910)

On 03/16/2009 at 12:05am - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, after weeks of agonising, I told my best friend (who I am madly in love with) that I love her. She said: "me too, you're like a brother and a best girlfriend rolled into one!" FML

#102544
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53196) - you deserved it (4501)

On 02/22/2009 at 5:01am - love - by Reaper - South Africa (Western Cape)

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend for the first time, and she asked me if I ever get made fun of in the locker room for my small penis. FML

#97729
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (91979) - you deserved it (6891)

On 02/21/2009 at 5:24pm - intimacy - by Mike (man) - United States (New York)

Today, on campus, these really overly-happy people walking around with big signs saying "free hugs". When I walked towards them, their smiles faded, and they put their signs down. FML

#38092
32 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45794) - you deserved it (4108)

On 02/13/2009 at 4:51pm - misc - by shit's weak - United States (Indiana)



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