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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 21 April 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 4443
  • Number of comments : 23
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 36 posted

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Camy123's favorite FMLs

Today, my dad gave me a promise ring on my one year anniversary with my boyfriend and made me swear I would wait til marriage. Four hours later he walked in on us having sex in my bedroom. FML

#400298
241 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46163) - you deserved it (242796)

On 03/16/2009 at 10:19pm - intimacy - by thiswouldhappen. - United States (Florida)

Today, I went home for my grandma's 95th birthday. While there she noticed my new tongue piercing and asked why I would get it done. Before I could reply, my cousin says "So she can can make the boys happier when she's sucking on them." She's 9 years old. FML

#261877
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55954) - you deserved it (11976)

On 03/10/2009 at 4:40pm - misc - by epictothemax - United States (Illinois)

Today, I had to run to catch my train, so I didn't get the chance to buy a ticket. When the conductor was in sight, I saw he was a young man and I opened my top a little, in hopes of not having to pay a fine. When I told him I didn't buy a ticket he said: "Close your top, I'm gay". FML

#232857
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24983) - you deserved it (155294)

On 03/07/2009 at 7:03am - intimacy - by Mulee (woman) - Belgium (Brussels Hoofdstedelijk Gewest)

Today, my mom had my girlfriend and I over. Out of the blue, she pulled out my grandmother's wedding ring and gave it to me saying I can now propose. My girlfriend started screaming and said yes. I have been seeing someone else for 3 months and was going to break up with my girlfriend tomorrow. FML

#172507
487 comments

I agree, your life sucks (115490) - you deserved it (271034)

On 03/01/2009 at 4:58pm - love - by MrCanoe (man) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, my boyfriend was coming over so I bought this sexy corset, some fishnets, stilettos and see-through thong. After my dad left I dressed up and a few minutes later the doorbell rang. I answered it, whip in hand. It was my dad. He forgot his keys. I'm grounded. FML

#170978
261 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46853) - you deserved it (158697)

On 03/01/2009 at 2:27pm - intimacy - by thissucks (woman) - United States (California)



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