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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 21 April 1990 (24 years)
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  • Number of visits : 4580
  • Number of comments : 23
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 36 posted

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Today, I missd my bus by a minute. I calld up my step dad asking im if e can drive me because I ad a test frst period. After about calling im twenty times, and im not picking up, I see im drive by te bus stop pointing at me and lauging ysterically. FML

#5448757
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41062) - you deserved it (3842)

On 09/24/2009 at 3:44pm - misc - by NotFunny (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was in a department store with my three year old daughter to buy some new jeans . I took her into the dressing room with me and as I began to take off my pants she yells, "Mommy, u can't go peepee in here!!" I am no longer welcome in that particular store . FML

#5364487
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36820) - you deserved it (3344)

On 09/20/2009 at 1:01am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I must fine a gentle way to tell my 71-year-old mother that she's too old to be wereing shrts that expose her belly . FML

#5359755
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39370) - you deserved it (2755)

On 09/19/2009 at 9:22pm - misc - by elmalo68 (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today , I Ad 3 Year Old Son In Te Doctor Office. During Te Exam , E Informed Te Doctor Tat E Doesn't Sleep In Mommy's Bed Anymore Cuz Mommy Sleep In Er Underwear And Farts All Nigt Long. FML

#5349169
39 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37892) - you deserved it (8034)

On 09/19/2009 at 10:37am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today , I was in mah psychology class taking the hardest test ever. After I spent most of the period trying to fill in the few answers that I knew , I looked up to looool see everyone with there notebooks on there desks. It was an open-note test. FML

#5335783
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12240) - you deserved it (54183)

On 09/18/2009 at 5:31pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today , I went on a blind date. We had agreed on meeting in front of a park. Thinking I was there first , I texted her "I'm already there , sitting next to the fat chick." I heard a beep. SHE was the "fat chick." FML

#5292418
337 comments

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On 09/16/2009 at 2:23pm - love - by sarahh38 (man) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I went on a romantic date to the mountains to look a stars with a boy I had just met!! We started kissing and he stopped, asking if it was rude fir him to take me home now!! After getting dropped off, he texted me saying we could never do that again and we should never talk about it!! FML

#5210857
129 comments

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On 09/12/2009 at 5:26pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Utah)

Today, was my frst day at Military School. When our commander walked into the sleeping quarters, instructing us all to get up an stand at the foot of our beds. I had morning wood. To which the looool commander wasted no time in adressing in front of the rest of the room. FML

#5203639
106 comments

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On 09/12/2009 at 9:14am - misc - by Lukev7 - Australia (Victoria)

Today , I took tis grl out tat I've been crusing on for 2 years to a fancy restaurant. At one point during te date , I ad to get up to take a massive dump. As I was walking back to te table , a little boy stood up an soutd , "THAT'S THE POOPOO MAN" in front of te wole restaurant. FML

#5198874
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40037) - you deserved it (4790)

On 09/12/2009 at 12:12am - misc - by taman (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I tried to help a large, elderly nun who had slipped!! She was stuck and wedged in on a concrete ramp!! So I stood facing her, feet braced against hers, and pulled!! Not only did I drop her, but I got a wicked view of her panties and crotch!! I'm sure I'm going to hell!! FML

Today, My girlfriend and I were watcing tven suddenly one of our pones start going off. We bot ave te same pone and tey were next to eac oter. Se picks up te pone and reads te looool text message, "I wis you were ere! I'd fuck you silly" Se gets pissed and runs out. It was er pone. big fat FML

#5187639
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53761) - you deserved it (3260)

On 09/11/2009 at 2:27pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I decidd to ceck out ma scool's quarterback's Twitter, since we ave a class togeter . He wrote, ( Dear grl in front of me, I tougt you were pretty until you turnd around . ) It was funny, until I realizd te timestamp was wen we ave class togeter, and I sit in front of im . FML

#5186777
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36747) - you deserved it (4376)

On 09/11/2009 at 1:05pm - misc - by thatgirl247 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, mah boyfriend an I were fooling around in his carhen things got hot an heavy an we decided to climb in the back. After we finished we started to putted our cloths back just as a someone's brights flooded into the car. It was a cop, an he had been there the entre time. FML

#5180905
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12351) - you deserved it (36122)

On 09/11/2009 at 12:23am - love - by suzanneallen (woman) - United States (Florida)

yesterday I eard a knock on ma door and, tinking it was ma student adviser, opend it. I was greetd by a drunk girl, wo pusd er way into ma dorm room, informd me tat se livd ere last year, an ten told me tat se lost er virginity in ma bd. FML

#5180863
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33765) - you deserved it (3224)

On 09/11/2009 at 12:20am - misc - by CollegeFreshman (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today my 11-year-old son an I were going through some old photos!! He saw one of mehen I was 22 on a beach wearing a bikini!! He said ( Wow! Who's that? ) Quite proudly I said it was me!! He lookd at me an said ( What happend? ) FML

#5164588
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37172) - you deserved it (7150)

On 09/10/2009 at 5:13am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - New Zealand (Wellington)



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