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Camy123

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 21 April 1990 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 5222
  • Number of comments : 23
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 36 posted

About Camy123 : I Loveeee FLM

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Camy123's favorite FMLs

Today, I was eating pizza with my girlfriend. She got sauce on the corner of her mouth so I tried to be sexy and lick it off. It wasn't sauce, it was a cluster of zits. FML

#8889427
279 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21054) - you deserved it (39429)

On 03/07/2010 at 9:12am - misc - by choldcreations - United States (South Carolina)

Today, someone gave me a note to pass along to a girl in class. The note had the girl's name surrounded by hearts. When I gave it to her, she assumed it was a love note from me, and said "Not in a million years, fat ass" before I could say it was from someone else. FML

#8568837
206 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34756) - you deserved it (3410)

On 02/22/2010 at 9:46pm - love - by Crappyfayman (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I was working at Publix ringing up some 70 year old woman. She says "Man, you're a fast cashier, I like my men fast!" and then gives me a wink. I got really nervous and didn't know how to respond, so not thinking, I quickly said, "Yeah, me too." FML

#8565371
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28206) - you deserved it (7192)

On 02/22/2010 at 8:29pm - work - by Patrick (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I got sent to detention for saying, "that's what she said" after a girl in my class said, "push a little harder" while disecting a frog. FML

#7894652
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32269) - you deserved it (26770)

On 02/05/2010 at 12:01am - misc - by eemp - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was walking to school. When I was about halfway there, someone put a gun to the back of my head and told me to give him all my money. As I slowly turned around, I saw it was my dad putting a banana to my head. FML

#7700878
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38470) - you deserved it (5399)

On 01/30/2010 at 8:16am - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was lying in bed throwing a football in the air and catching it. I missed a catch, and the ball hit me between the legs. I shoved my hands down my pants because it hurt, just as my step-dad walked into the room and saw me holding my crotch and moaning. FML

#7548356
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33351) - you deserved it (8838)

On 01/24/2010 at 5:24pm - misc - by Blah (man) - United States

Today, while babysitting a six year old boy, he asked me if I could show him my "boobies." I said no, that wouldn't be very appropriate. Suddenly, he pulled down his pants/undies and pointed to his package while exclaiming, "Look, my penis is on again!" It was pointing RIGHT at me. FML

#7404915
261 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41042) - you deserved it (3814)

On 01/17/2010 at 7:32pm - kids - by Michele (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was awoken at 1:30am by a strange noise, and something tugging on my hair. I opened my eyes, to find a very large rat sitting on my pillow, chewing my hair. FML

#7231229
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47442) - you deserved it (3215)

On 01/09/2010 at 3:40am - misc - by Fran (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, I was watching Free Willy with my boyfriend. It was at the part where the boy leaned into the water to give Willy a hug. I asked, "How do you even hug a whale?" My boyfriend rolled over and gave me a hug, and said, "Like this." FML

#7165792
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39876) - you deserved it (13902)

On 01/05/2010 at 5:03pm - love - by leigh2812 - Sent from mobile version

Today, I tripped over a ice block frozen to the ground and hit my knee hard on another. I had trouble getting up, so I asked my dad if he could give me a hand. He started clapping and walked away. FML

#7048794
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26704) - you deserved it (3942)

On 12/31/2009 at 1:23am - health - by .... (woman) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, my little brother got mad at me, so he colored the entire screen of my new iPod Touch with a black sharpie. FML

#6780706
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39080) - you deserved it (5153)

On 12/16/2009 at 6:01pm - misc - by epiiphany (woman) - United States

Today, while taking a shower, I saw shadows moving across the curtains. The shadow turned out to be a cricket that then fell into the tub. I ran out of the bathroom screaming and naked. My little sister came to my door and said, "If I hadn't just seen your balls, I would swear mom had TWO daughters." FML

#6712676
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13836) - you deserved it (40211)

On 12/11/2009 at 8:03pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I got a call from my daughter's pre-school. Apparently, she is being suspended, for answering; "What do your parents do at home?" She told them, "My parents fuck." FML

#6712384
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16348) - you deserved it (38377)

On 12/11/2009 at 7:45pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I used the bathroom that the high school shares with elementary kids. As I was pulling my pants down, my phone fell out of my pocket into the other stall. As I was reaching for it, the little girl in the other stall took it and ran away. FML

#6666980
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35615) - you deserved it (4426)

On 12/08/2009 at 5:02pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my boyfriend invited me for dinner to meet his parents. Turns out his stepmother is my gynecologist. FML

#6645484
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39728) - you deserved it (2773)

On 12/07/2009 at 2:00am - misc - by Twiddle (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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