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Camu

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Camu

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
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  • Number of visits : 203
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Camu : Photographer, Musician.

Camu's page activity

Visits<b>rachelcasper</b> - the 07/22/2014 at 2:02am<b>hurtfeet</b> - the 07/19/2014 at 11:19pm<b>thatchick1405</b> - the 07/19/2014 at 7:44pm<b>Vanshikap</b> - the 07/19/2014 at 8:58am<b>brendejafulable</b> - the 07/18/2014 at 10:38pm<b>Faithilicious123</b> - the 07/16/2014 at 7:48pm<b>aa1717</b> - the 07/09/2014 at 9:40pm<b>MajorSeamen</b> - the 07/09/2014 at 8:38pm<b>SevanaRatchet</b> - the 07/09/2014 at 7:59pm<b>wookieewhosshe</b> - the 07/09/2014 at 7:54pm<b>farleytb42</b> - the 07/04/2014 at 8:20pm<b>meli1195</b> - the 06/29/2014 at 3:50am<b>tea_brewer</b> - the 06/25/2014 at 8:50pm<b>Lars93</b> - the 06/22/2014 at 4:16am<b>bufay</b> - the 06/22/2014 at 1:38am<b>Da_Fresh_Prince</b> - the 06/20/2014 at 11:25pm<b>10nachoman10</b> - the 06/20/2014 at 9:07pm<b>WhatsYOURname6</b> - the 06/20/2014 at 6:50pm

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Camu's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend wanted to take me out on a date. He doesn't have a car, but he said he'd borrow transport from his neighbor. He showed up at my house on a ride-on lawn mower. FML

#21213104
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43585) - you deserved it (6026)

On 07/18/2014 at 4:21pm - love - by Lisa (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I found out that the loving nickname my Chinese mother has been calling me my entire life essentially translates to "little retard". FML

#21185495
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49158) - you deserved it (5477)

On 06/23/2014 at 3:52pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I bought some crickets as a treat for my lizard. One escaped and somehow got into the heating system in my room. The chirping is amplified and comes from everywhere and nowhere at the same time. Goodbye, restful sleep. FML

#21170183
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41964) - you deserved it (8956)

On 06/10/2014 at 10:07pm - animals - by Sleepdeprived (man) - United States (Maine)

Today, I saw a pair of eyes looking at me from my closet. Realizing it must be my cat, I called her. She immediately came out from under my bed. I can't find anything in my closet. FML

#21155508
236 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58780) - you deserved it (4553)

On 05/29/2014 at 2:46am - animals - by Idk (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I accidentally ripped out my boyfriend's insulin pump while trying to give him a lapdance. FML

#21148769
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45963) - you deserved it (14314)

On 05/22/2014 at 10:36pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today, while at work, I asked an older customer how he was doing. He told me that he'd just lost his wife. I gave my condolences before he clarified that his wife was not dead, but was lost in Walmart. FML

#21139954
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44064) - you deserved it (6500)

On 05/14/2014 at 7:16pm - work - by oh god. - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I found out my neighbor collects body-bags. FML

#21139874
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39699) - you deserved it (3511)

On 05/14/2014 at 5:46pm - misc - by chellegbelle - United States (Washington)

Today, while at work as a telemarketer, I called a customer on his home phone. Once I was connected, an automated voice said, "To speak with a customer, please press 1." Confused, I pressed one. I then heard loud laughter followed by, "Oh my god! What a dumbass!" before they hung up. FML

#21133762
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37431) - you deserved it (19869)

On 05/07/2014 at 11:57pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, after months of being on anti-depression medication and feeling very little emotionally, I finally felt some joy. Sadly it was from completely crushing my husband in an argument he started, where he claimed ketchup is a vegetable. FML

#21107568
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35702) - you deserved it (4299)

On 04/08/2014 at 12:07pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Italy (Veneto)

Today, I opened the door to go out for groceries. Lying on my doorstep was a pile of poop. A piece of paper was taped to the ground beside it that read, "Do it again and you'll get more than dog shit." I don't have the slightest clue who I pissed off, or how. FML

#20455625
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30788) - you deserved it (3036)

On 01/12/2013 at 5:02pm - misc - by fucking mafia or what?? (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I received another death threat for teaching evolution in college. I'm a geology teacher. FML

#20121974
209 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24428) - you deserved it (2279)

On 10/18/2012 at 12:58am - work - by satanworshipper - United States (Florida)

Today, as I was crossing an intersection, a car ran a red light and almost hit me. This kind of thing happens a lot in my town so I'm used to almost being run-down, except this time it was a small boy on his father's lap steering. The dad was laughing. FML

#19531313
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25551) - you deserved it (1721)

On 04/26/2012 at 7:49am - misc - by Diffy - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my mother made me see the doctor to see if I had irritable bowel syndrome, on the account of how often I go to the restroom. I then had to admit I only go in there to get away from my family. My doctor thought it was hilarious. My mom didn't. FML

#19440053
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23787) - you deserved it (2787)

On 04/09/2012 at 10:51pm - health - by emoflowers - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out what it feels like to get hit in the head with a bat. Not the wooden kind though. The one that bites and claws you when it gets stuck in your hair. FML

#19309925
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23384) - you deserved it (1670)

On 03/19/2012 at 9:03pm - animals - by CA19oo - United States (Georgia)

Today, my parents were out, so I lit up my first ever joint. I got so stoned out of my mind that when my dad came back home and asked what the smell was, I said a stray cat had left an upper-decker in the toilet. He found the joint in my room, and now I'm grounded for the rest of the school year. FML

#19059244
220 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9688) - you deserved it (73735)

On 02/12/2012 at 7:01pm - misc - by Alyssa - United States



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