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by weak / 02/23/2014 at 9:36am / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 02/17/2014 at 12:43pm / United States (Illinois) / Money
by dumbwifehappylife / 02/11/2014 at 8:37pm / United States (Maryland) / Money
by Anonymous / 02/11/2014 at 11:09am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by -_- / 01/12/2014 at 3:03am / United States / Kids
Today, my 175-pound rottweiler I've raised since a puppy watched me get jumped and robbed of my phone and money in my yard. An hour later, he hopped the fence and chased the mail man down the street after he leaned on the fence for a second. FML
by Zach Got Robbed / 01/08/2014 at 6:02pm / United States (New Jersey) / Animals
Today, like every other day for many years, I have a phobia of bananas. This evening, the phobia came to a head when I had a nightmare in which I was stabbed to death by a gang of walking bananas. FML
by Elisa_LmR / 01/03/2014 at 6:28pm / France / Miscellaneous
by Chatons / 12/05/2013 at 1:52am / Switzerland / Animals
by flatchested Sam / 11/30/2013 at 7:16pm / United States (Kentucky) / Miscellaneous
by :( / 11/17/2013 at 3:27pm / United States (Texas) / Kids
Today, I tried to storm out of the room during an argument, but walked face-first into our closed sliding glass door. My boyfriend laughed so hard that he had to sit down. Later, we noticed the nose mark I left. He won't let me clean it, because he wants to show it to everyone. FML
by raz_berri93 / 11/17/2013 at 12:31am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, my mom baked a cake for the whole family. One spent EpiPen later, I found out there were nuts in it, which I'm severely allergic to. My mom's defense was that she thought I'd have "gotten over" my allergy by now. FML
by Anonymous / 11/16/2013 at 4:40pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Health
Today, I got a call from my daughter’s school today. She had been telling the teacher, "I have a huge boner." Apparently, some of the kids at school told her it meant 'headache' and she's been saying it all day. FML
by momaaa1342 / 10/20/2013 at 11:51pm / United States (Illinois) / Kids
by the_lameo_geek / 10/20/2013 at 10:16pm / United States (New Mexico) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 10/15/2013 at 2:37am / United States / Miscellaneous