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by Idk / 05/29/2014 at 2:46am / United States (Florida) / Animals
Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time over dinner. I had to use the bathroom part way through, and ended up taking the foulest dump of my life. I cracked open a window on my way out, but my boyfriend's dad went in soon after, quickly retching and booming "What the fuck?!" FML
by great 1st impression / 05/25/2014 at 12:09pm / United Kingdom (Derby) / Miscellaneous
by Baby eater / 05/19/2014 at 8:00pm / United States (Tennessee) / Kids
by Anonymous / 05/19/2014 at 2:43pm / United States (Kansas) / Love
Today, my father took me out for some driving lessons. Out of nowhere, a huge, apparently suicidal bird dove into the windshield, putting a crack in it. My father yelled at me as if it was my fault, and is demanding I pay for the repairs. FML
by Anonymous / 04/11/2014 at 4:07pm / Switzerland / Money
by Good choice cat / 02/24/2014 at 2:05pm / United States (California) / Animals
by weak / 02/23/2014 at 9:36am / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 02/17/2014 at 12:43pm / United States (Illinois) / Money
by dumbwifehappylife / 02/11/2014 at 8:37pm / United States (Maryland) / Money
by Anonymous / 02/11/2014 at 11:09am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by -_- / 01/12/2014 at 3:03am / United States / Kids
Today, my 175-pound rottweiler I've raised since a puppy watched me get jumped and robbed of my phone and money in my yard. An hour later, he hopped the fence and chased the mail man down the street after he leaned on the fence for a second. FML
by Zach Got Robbed / 01/08/2014 at 6:02pm / United States (New Jersey) / Animals
Today, like every other day for many years, I have a phobia of bananas. This evening, the phobia came to a head when I had a nightmare in which I was stabbed to death by a gang of walking bananas. FML
by Elisa_LmR / 01/03/2014 at 6:28pm / France / Miscellaneous
by Chatons / 12/05/2013 at 1:52am / Switzerland / Animals
by flatchested Sam / 11/30/2013 at 7:16pm / United States (Kentucky) / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I… 2Today, after working for Uber for a few weeks I realized that my driver rating was dropping. After… 3Today, I received a phone call, angry at me for not calling my dad on Father's Day. When I told her…