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About Camillaheha : Hi, my name is Camilla.
I love video games, music, movies, tv shows, etc.
TV shows: Doctor Who, Supernatural, Sherlock, Hannibal, Grey's Anatomy, Scrubs, How I Met Your Mother, etc.
Music: Bring Me The Horizon, Adept, All Time Low, Sleeping With Sirens, Of Mice & Men, Memphis May Fire, Secrets, We Came As Romans, A Day To Remember, Breaking Benjamin, Call Us Forgotten, Example, Fall Out Boy, Falling In Reverse, He Is We, Hinder, Issues, Like Moths To Flame, Mayday Parade, My Chemical Romance, Nomy, Pierce The Veil, Red, Spoken, Takida, The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, The Used, etc.
Just message me if you want to know something or just want to talk! ^-^
You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.
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Hard at Work
Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.
Today, I summoned the courage to talk to my friends about the money they owe me for my photography services at their wedding. We had agreed on a fair price, but now they're pissed, claiming that I'm being selfish and should consider it my wedding gift to them. FML
Today, I went in the diner I always pass by and ordered a sandwich. When I asked how much it was, the waitress replied, "Don't worry, honey. We give free meals to the homeless on Thursdays." I was too ashamed to deny it, so I just said thank you and left. FML
Today, I went to work at my job as a secretary. I had been given the task to file my boss's collection of Playboy magazines alphabetically by name of the centerfold. There was one for every month from the years of 1980 until now. FML
Today, I found out that the nice guy who comes to my workplace every morning to bring me a smoothie also makes a point of putting his knob in it before giving it to me. Also, all my coworkers knew about this and think it's hilarious. FML
Today, yet again, I got to my desk at work at 8 AM to find my laptop turned on and porn sites opened. Weird porn sites. I have no idea who is doing this, or how they have access to my office, or how they got my login password. HR thinks I'm making this up. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend out to eat at a diner where my friend works. My friend was our waiter but too busy to talk much. He texted me after we'd left to tell me that my girlfriend had slipped him her number. FML
Friday 27 March 2015