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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 3 August 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 356
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Camillaheha : Hi, my name is Camilla.
I love video games, music, movies, tv shows, etc.
TV shows: Doctor Who, Supernatural, Sherlock, Hannibal, Grey's Anatomy, Scrubs, How I Met Your Mother, etc.
Music: Bring Me The Horizon, Adept, All Time Low, Sleeping With Sirens, Of Mice & Men, Memphis May Fire, Secrets, We Came As Romans, A Day To Remember, Breaking Benjamin, Call Us Forgotten, Example, Fall Out Boy, Falling In Reverse, He Is We, Hinder, Issues, Like Moths To Flame, Mayday Parade, My Chemical Romance, Nomy, Pierce The Veil, Red, Spoken, Takida, The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, The Used, etc.
Just message me if you want to know something or just want to talk! ^-^

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Today, I summoned the courage to talk to my friends about the money they owe me for my photography services at their wedding. We had agreed on a fair price, but now they're pissed, claiming that I'm being selfish and should consider it my wedding gift to them. FML


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On 09/26/2013 at 5:31pm - money - by cheese (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I went in the diner I always pass by and ordered a sandwich. When I asked how much it was, the waitress replied, "Don't worry, honey. We give free meals to the homeless on Thursdays." I was too ashamed to deny it, so I just said thank you and left. FML


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On 09/26/2013 at 11:20am - misc - by horriblefashionsense (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I went to work at my job as a secretary. I had been given the task to file my boss's collection of Playboy magazines alphabetically by name of the centerfold. There was one for every month from the years of 1980 until now. FML


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On 09/25/2013 at 7:22pm - work - by Abcporn (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, the creepy kid on the bus saved me a seat again. Thinking he wanted to be friends, I followed him on twitter. He was doing a live video feed so I checked it out. It was of me. FML

Today, my one-night stand decided he wanted to meet my parents. FML


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On 09/25/2013 at 2:59am - love - by so_screwed - United States (California)

Today, I found out that the nice guy who comes to my workplace every morning to bring me a smoothie also makes a point of putting his knob in it before giving it to me. Also, all my coworkers knew about this and think it's hilarious. FML


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On 09/24/2013 at 11:51pm - work - by littledipper - United States (New York)

Today, my online order arrived earlier than I expected. I opened it to find some kind of anal sex toy. Whoever this is for is going to be disappointed when they get my 3DS game. FML


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On 09/24/2013 at 12:16pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, yet again, I got to my desk at work at 8 AM to find my laptop turned on and porn sites opened. Weird porn sites. I have no idea who is doing this, or how they have access to my office, or how they got my login password. HR thinks I'm making this up. FML


Today, I asked my dad why he only has pictures of me from when I was a little kid. Without skipping a beat, he said, "I only keep pictures from when I liked you." FML


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On 09/24/2013 at 3:23am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I took my girlfriend out to eat at a diner where my friend works. My friend was our waiter but too busy to talk much. He texted me after we'd left to tell me that my girlfriend had slipped him her number. FML


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On 09/24/2013 at 3:15am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my niece, who is fifteen, convinced my six-year-old daughter that her name is spelled C-U-N-T, and just pronounced as Catherine. FML


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On 09/24/2013 at 12:47am - kids - by cuntsmom (woman) - United States

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