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Today, since I always fall asleep in class, I decided not to go to the bathroom beforehand, hoping the sensation to pee would keep me awake. I ended up falling asleep and wetting myself in the middle of the lecture. FML
by Pee.H.D / 05/02/2016 at 1:24pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by longing for emancipation / 04/29/2016 at 11:09pm / United States (South Dakota) / Health
Today, I brought my best painting yet to college. I showed it off and everyone loved it. Or almost everyone. When we came back from lunch break, we found someone had sharpied the words "JIZZ BUTT" all over it. That painting took two weeks to finish. FML
by Anonymous / 03/26/2016 at 1:51am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by Why / 09/03/2015 at 3:54pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 08/29/2015 at 7:28am / United States (California) / Love
Today, my cousin's husband argued adamantly that the Earth doesn't rotate, and treated me like an idiot when I explained why he was wrong. Not even a video from space of the Earth rotating convinced him. This idiot is a teacher. FML
by Schizomaniac / 08/25/2015 at 1:33pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by AlicefromIreland / 08/23/2015 at 1:39pm / Ireland / Miscellaneous
by LoveIsOneSided / 08/18/2015 at 12:39am / United States (Massachusetts) / Health
by Anonymous / 08/14/2015 at 9:19am / Netherlands (Zuid-Holland) / Love
Today, in the second week of August, hell has come to earth; my mom has been playing Christmas music all afternoon and is already searching online for decorations. I hope she buys a length of rope to go with them, because I've already given up on life. FML
by brbkillingmyself / 08/08/2015 at 6:52pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by WhatTheFuck / 07/30/2015 at 11:30am / United States (Illinois) / Health
by strangely / 07/24/2015 at 8:12pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, while working security at my job, for the second time, a man with Down's Syndrome entered the store, went to one of the demo computers, opened YouTube, pulled up a video of oiled women wrestling and jerked off. There is no protocol in the handbook for how to deal with this scenario. FML
by Bishop423 / 07/22/2015 at 12:21am / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, I was working at the local grocery store and a customer of mine, who had only bought two granola bars and was holding up my line, tried to convert me to Christianity. Out of all the people to target, she chose the shy atheist who just wanted to do her minimum wage job in peace. FML
by Quortney / 07/22/2015 at 12:20am / United States / Work
by Anonymous / 07/11/2015 at 1:03am / United States (Colorado) / Miscellaneous