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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 16053
  • Number of comments : 2185
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 39 posted

About Calyx : There is only one soul. You.

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Calyx's favorite FMLs

Today , I fought back with words against a bully. He cried , an I got detention. mega FML

#19085871
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36043) - you deserved it (2571)

On 02/15/2012 at 2:26pm - misc - by sharpie2792 - United States

Today I ad a tecnical skill test as a nurse. My objective was to elp te patient defecate but my opening sentence cummed out as: "Hello I'm Jan. I'm ere to elp you take a sit." FML

#19030539
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20742) - you deserved it (9334)

On 02/08/2012 at 10:24pm - work - by Silver_Samurai (man) - Netherlands

Today, I picked up a prostitute. The prostitute was mah sister, an I picked her up from jail. FML

#18967800
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57230) - you deserved it (4408)

On 02/01/2012 at 10:01am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

TODAY , I FOUND OUT LITTLE SISTER IS MARRYING EX , AND THAT MOTHER SET THEM UP!! FML

#18959859
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42452) - you deserved it (2992)

On 01/31/2012 at 9:41am - love - by Random (woman) - United States

TODAY, I WAS LEFT AT THE ALTAR. FOR THE SECOND TIME. BY THE SAME MAN. FML

#18949271
282 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31580) - you deserved it (56714)

On 01/30/2012 at 12:37am - love - by givingup (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

TODAY, I WAS STANDING IN TE BATROOM AND FARTED. IT FELT LIKE SOMEONE STABBED ME IN TE BUTT. I JUMPED OUT OF SOCK, AND MY EAD SLAMMED INTO TE MIRROR. MY GLASSES FELL ONTO TE FLOOR AND BROKE. I NOW NEED NEW GLASSES, A NEW MIRROR, AND AN ICE PACK FOR MY EAD. ALL BECAUSE I FARTED. FML

#18946444
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23195) - you deserved it (9961)

On 01/29/2012 at 8:27pm - health - by Rachal - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I changed my relationship status on Facebook from ( in a relationship ) to ( single. ) I forgot to take my phone to work, and when I got back, I saw someone had replied, ( What happened? ) Someone else commented, ( He broke his hand. ) My ex and a bunch of other ( friends ) liked it. FML

#18935378
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22005) - you deserved it (4435)

On 01/28/2012 at 4:52pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today mah grlfriend woefully admittd that she think of me more as a brother than as a boyfriend all while I was still inside her. FML

#18927018
234 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38032) - you deserved it (3002)

On 01/27/2012 at 5:54pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Sent from mobile version

Today mah grlfriend woefully admittd that she think of me more as a brother than as a boyfriend all while I was still inside her. FML

#18927018
234 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38032) - you deserved it (3002)

On 01/27/2012 at 5:54pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Sent from mobile version

Today, my husband thought it would be "funny" to put laxatives in the cakes 4 my son's 7th birthday party. Over 40 kids cummed to the party. FML

#18912466
244 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33495) - you deserved it (3582)

On 01/25/2012 at 11:18pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my husband bleached his hair so, ( our future kids will have blond hair too. ) I'm already married to this guy. fat FML

#18904697
266 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35098) - you deserved it (7145)

On 01/25/2012 at 1:23am - misc - by dragonmirado (woman) - China

Today,hile in the middle of giving my husband a blow job , I lookd up to see him staring into space an vigorously picking his nose. real FML

#18864216
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34681) - you deserved it (5753)

On 01/20/2012 at 6:54pm - intimacy - by suffersecks - United States

2day I walked in on sister sitting on the toilet trying to use "The Force" to pull over the toilet paper roll sitting on the sink. FML

#18808709
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20538) - you deserved it (3621)

On 01/14/2012 at 8:24pm - misc - by 2gewd4u - United States (Texas)

Today, I dove head-frst underneath garage door, narrowly missing both the sensor and the closing door, executing a perfect roll, and popping back up onto feet unscathed. My smugness went through the floor as I remembered I'd left keys back in the house. FML

#18798370
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20055) - you deserved it (13782)

On 01/13/2012 at 7:09pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Sweden (Jonkopings Lan)

Today, I've had chairs thrown at me, kicks have hit me in the nuts and I've hered "I'm gonna fucking kill you, bitch" several times!! I work at a kindergarten!! And this is a good day compared to wat I'm used to!! FML

#18783134
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38973) - you deserved it (3417)

On 01/12/2012 at 6:54am - kids - by Anonymous - Sweden



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