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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 9660
  • Number of comments : 2185
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 39 posted

About Calyx : There is only one soul. You.

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Calyx's favorite FMLs

Today, Target asked me if I would do the closing announcement. I've only been working there a little while, so excited I agreed. I told people, "The store is now closing, thank you for shopping at Walmart." FML

#19088946
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14412) - you deserved it (27020)

On 02/15/2012 at 9:03pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I fought back with words against a bully. He cried, and I got detention. FML

#19085871
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31780) - you deserved it (2274)

On 02/15/2012 at 2:26pm - misc - by sharpie2792 - United States

Today, I had a technical skill test as a nurse. My objective was to help the patient defecate, but my opening sentence came out as: "Hello, I'm Jan. I'm here to help you take a shit." FML

#19030539
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19518) - you deserved it (9092)

On 02/08/2012 at 10:24pm - work - by Silver_Samurai (man) - Netherlands

Today, I picked up a prostitute. The prostitute was my sister, and I picked her up from jail. FML

#18967800
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54859) - you deserved it (4216)

On 02/01/2012 at 10:01am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I found out my little sister is marrying my ex, and that my mother set them up. FML

#18959859
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39995) - you deserved it (2807)

On 01/31/2012 at 9:41am - love - by Random (woman) - United States

Today, I was left at the altar. For the second time. By the same man. FML

#18949271
281 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31268) - you deserved it (56253)

On 01/30/2012 at 12:37am - love - by givingup (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was standing in the bathroom and farted. It felt like someone stabbed me in the butt. I jumped out of shock, and my head slammed into the mirror. My glasses fell onto the floor and broke. I now need new glasses, a new mirror, and an ice pack for my head. All because I farted. FML

#18946444
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20187) - you deserved it (9388)

On 01/29/2012 at 8:27pm - health - by Rachal - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I changed my relationship status on Facebook from "in a relationship" to "single." I forgot to take my phone to work, and when I got back, I saw someone had replied, "What happened?" Someone else commented, "He broke his hand." My ex and a bunch of other "friends" liked it. FML

#18935378
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17234) - you deserved it (3840)

On 01/28/2012 at 4:52pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, my girlfriend woefully admitted that she thinks of me more as a brother than as a boyfriend, all while I was still inside her. FML

#18927018
234 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36447) - you deserved it (2884)

On 01/27/2012 at 5:54pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Sent from mobile version

Today, my girlfriend woefully admitted that she thinks of me more as a brother than as a boyfriend, all while I was still inside her. FML

#18927018
234 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36447) - you deserved it (2884)

On 01/27/2012 at 5:54pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Sent from mobile version

Today, my husband thought it would be "funny" to put laxatives in the cakes for my son's 7th birthday party. Over 40 kids came to the party. FML

#18912466
243 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30992) - you deserved it (3357)

On 01/25/2012 at 11:18pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my husband bleached his hair so, "our future kids will have blond hair too." I'm already married to this guy. FML

#18904697
264 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28461) - you deserved it (5477)

On 01/25/2012 at 1:23am - misc - by dragonmirado (woman) - China

Today, while in the middle of giving my husband a blow job, I looked up to see him staring into space and vigorously picking his nose. FML

#18864216
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29010) - you deserved it (5078)

On 01/20/2012 at 6:54pm - intimacy - by suffersecks - United States

Today, I walked in on my sister sitting on the toilet, trying to use "The Force" to pull over the toilet paper roll sitting on the sink. FML

#18808709
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19035) - you deserved it (3447)

On 01/14/2012 at 8:24pm - misc - by 2gewd4u - United States (Texas)

Today, I dove head-first underneath my garage door, narrowly missing both the sensor and the closing door, executing a perfect roll, and popping back up onto my feet unscathed. My smugness went through the floor as I remembered I'd left my keys back in the house. FML

#18798370
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16668) - you deserved it (11898)

On 01/13/2012 at 7:09pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Sweden (Jonkopings Lan)



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