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by Jason199615 / 04/17/2012 at 2:11pm / United States (Missouri) / Love
by oface13 / 04/16/2012 at 4:12am / United States / Intimacy
Today, my boyfriend and I went to a basketball game. A very pretty woman sat next to him. During the third quarter, the kiss cam came on. But it didn't show him and me, it showed him and the other girl. And they kissed. FML
by jordyn173 / 04/07/2012 at 11:19pm / United States (Oklahoma) / Love
by displeased / 04/05/2012 at 2:47am / United States (North Carolina) / Intimacy
by Badchristian / 04/05/2012 at 12:17am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
Today, I was so baked out of my mind that I argued with my parakeet over who farted. I could be wrong, but I think I lost the argument. Worse still, my boyfriend had been standing in the doorway long enough to hear everything, even me farting. FML
by woohoo420 / 04/04/2012 at 12:14pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 04/03/2012 at 10:16am / Australia (Victoria) / Health
Today, I was making love to my boyfriend, when he said "I love you, baby." I told him to go deeper, but instead of doing so, he decided to completely kill the mood by stopping and saying it again in a Barry White type voice. FML
by anonymous / 04/01/2012 at 2:38pm / United States / Intimacy
Today, I took a very expensive flight to New York City for a job interview. I waited in my hotel room all day for the phone call to go to my once in a lifetime interview. By noon I was nervous, eight I was pissed. Around ten I realized my phone was still in airplane mode. FML
by Anonymous / 03/31/2012 at 8:35am / United States (California) / Work
by bananamuffin / 03/30/2012 at 3:13pm / United States / Work
by azmom / 03/27/2012 at 1:51pm / United States (Arizona) / Kids
by Anonymous / 03/25/2012 at 9:10pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 03/21/2012 at 12:50am / Canada / Health
Today, I washed my sheets. They wouldn't dry quick enough, so I had to use my old Buzz Lightyear sheets. My new girlfriend took it upon herself to become a damn psychic and pay me a surprise visit right there and then. FML
by babysheets / 03/17/2012 at 12:22pm / Uruguay (Montevideo) / Love
by dhbeaver / 03/17/2012 at 9:04am / United States (Virginia) / Money
- Today, on my way home to Bordeaux after a weekend in Paris, I had the pleasure of being sat next to… Today, I’m a French teacher abroad, and as my beard has a huge hole near my chin, my students call… Today, I truly understood that I was in Germany when, in my workplace, during our lunch break, one…