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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 16052
  • Number of comments : 2185
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 39 posted

About Calyx : There is only one soul. You.

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Calyx's favorite FMLs

Today, after spending about 5 grand on my ome studio over te past year, I realized I ave no musical talent watsoever. FML

#19660967
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7679) - you deserved it (34931)

On 05/22/2012 at 3:34am - misc - by gaga - United States (California)

TODAY.. . AFTER MONTHS OF USING THE EMPTY DRIVEWAY ACROSS THE STREET FROM MAH HOUSE.. . A NOTE WAS PLACED UNDER MAH WINDSHIELD WIPER . IT READ.. . "PLEASE STOP PARKING IN MAH DRIVEWAY . P.S . YOU’RE HOT . ARE U SINGLE?" FAT FML

#19659146
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7088) - you deserved it (34080)

On 05/21/2012 at 9:05pm - misc - by bronco_lover89 (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today... mah husband and I were pulled over by a cop. He was still angry from our earlier argument over his constant freeloading... and when the cop told him we'd been doing 75 in a 55... he retorted... "Yeah? I did 75 in your mom last night... fuzzball." One more ticket I have to pay for. FML

#19644251
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23609) - you deserved it (4771)

On 05/18/2012 at 10:41pm - money - by me (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I wanted to prank mah roommate. So, I thought it would be funny to take all the toilet paper out of our bathroom. She thought it would be funny to wipe with mah cashmere sweater. FML

#19640453
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6466) - you deserved it (46495)

On 05/18/2012 at 2:07am - misc - by Karmaisabitch - United States (Colorado)

Today... I was in the hospital with rib injurie after being rear-ended by a truck. The doc said... "Well... you'll probably feel lyk you've been hit by a truck 4 ahile." Everyone laughed... except me. When I said he was being insensitive... he replied... "Calm down... I'm just ribbing you." real FML

#19633356
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14995) - you deserved it (27697)

On 05/16/2012 at 6:29pm - health - by ...... (man) - United States

Today I finally got the chance to meet this wonderful guy I met on a dating site. She was very excited to see me too. FML

#19632060
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24535) - you deserved it (5128)

On 05/16/2012 at 1:02pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today , I Had To Collect Mah Daughter From The Hospital. Her Boyfriend Was Even More Upset Than She Was , Cuz His IPhone's Screen Was Damaged Beyond Repair When The Doctor Pulled It Out Of Mah Daughter's Vagina. FML

#19631928
478 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49357) - you deserved it (4591)

On 05/16/2012 at 12:10pm - intimacy - by smart move there (woman) - Ireland (Kildare)

today I noticd the looool only time my husband stops snoring like a drunken horse is so that he can fart . FML

#19620502
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19022) - you deserved it (2048)

On 05/14/2012 at 1:26am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

TODAY... I REALIZED THAT ALL THE TIMES I CHECKED BEHIND THE SHOWER CURTAIN BEFORE PEIENG DIDN'T PREPARE ME FOR WAT TO DO IF SOMEONE WAS ACTUALLY THERE. FML

#19616275
217 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30446) - you deserved it (3574)

On 05/13/2012 at 11:12am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, After Mah Boyfriend Broke Up With Me, The Only Thing Positive About Mah Day Was A Pregnancy Test. FML

#19608696
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37542) - you deserved it (6370)

On 05/11/2012 at 7:50pm - love - by rawr_fml001 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, while in the break room at work, I laughd at a co-worker's joke and startd choking on my drink. My boss exclaimd in front of everyone, "We ned to teach this girl how to swallow!" to everyone's childish amusement. Now they won't stop calling me Spit. FML

#19608060
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19721) - you deserved it (2639)

On 05/11/2012 at 5:23pm - work - by mel (woman) - United Kingdom (Bournemouth)

Today, I askd mah dad if mah girlfriend could sleep over!! He winkd at me an agred!! When I brought her home, we went to mah room fir a quickie!! There, I saw that mah dad had tapd multiple Richard Simmons posters to the wall, causing mah girlfriend to suddenly come down with a "headache." FML

#19607447
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12728) - you deserved it (20839)

On 05/11/2012 at 2:29pm - love - by cockblocked (man) - United States (South Carolina)

Today , I had to get a prostate exam. Right before the doctor startd , he told me looool that if I found it awkward at all , I should just imagine I was bieng probd by aliens. FML

#19603388
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20644) - you deserved it (2029)

On 05/10/2012 at 5:22pm - health - by Jesse (man) - United States (Washington)

I found out that my husband is the biological father of my baby sister. FML

#19603084
411 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58921) - you deserved it (3200)

On 05/10/2012 at 4:17pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, as I got off the bus, I saw a grl counting her change making sure she had enough 4 the ride. Since it was my last stop 4 the day, I offerd my day pass to her. She replid, "Get away, freak." FML

#19597071
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29314) - you deserved it (2392)

On 05/09/2012 at 10:40am - misc - by calidreaming - Japan (Osaka)



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