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Calyx's favorite FMLs
by say my name / 06/30/2012 at 9:35pm / Intimacy
by Bernadette / 06/28/2012 at 3:58pm / Miscellaneous
by tammy / 06/27/2012 at 1:05am / United States (California) / Love
by really / 06/21/2012 at 1:30am / United States (Washington) / Intimacy
Today, my friend told me she was going to start drinking gatorade, so she could get the body shape of the athletes on TV. When I tried to explain to her that she'd also need to work out to achieve this, she went nuts and hurled the bottle at my face. FML
by phonnah / 06/20/2012 at 1:59pm / United States (Maryland) / Health
by Shelby / 06/19/2012 at 12:38pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
by megasniper240 / 06/19/2012 at 11:35am / United States (New York) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 06/18/2012 at 11:33pm / United States / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 06/17/2012 at 12:53am / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, my sister asked me if I was going to be getting married "for real" this time, because she didn't want to waste her money like she did on my previous engagement. The reason that one didn't work out in the first place is because she slept with my fiancé. FML
by Anonymous / 06/16/2012 at 3:03pm / Canada (Alberta) / Love
Today, I decided to motivate myself to workout by looking at a picture of a guy with a six-pack on my computer screen while doing abs. My dad walked in after I finished and was still breathing heavily from working out. FML
by NotGay / 06/16/2012 at 1:45am / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
Today, while I was driving home, some jackass in an open-top sports car overtook us and flipped me off. Just as I overtook him in turn, my wife rolled down her window, pulled out her tampon, and launched it at the kid. I'm not sure who was more horrified: me or him. FML
by 16590 / 06/15/2012 at 6:13pm / Sweden / Transportation
by sickness_sucks / 06/15/2012 at 2:19am / Canada (British Columbia) / Health
Today, I went to see a movie with my girlfriend and a few others. Mid-way through, I noticed my girlfriend giving a hand-job to my best friend. I couldn't believe my eyes, and I confronted them. He claimed he had been asleep, she claimed she was mopping up a spill, and I'm now single again. FML
by aranya / 06/14/2012 at 6:51pm / Netherlands (Overijssel) / Intimacy