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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 28 September 1990 (24 years)
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Today, I Was On Mah Way To Work Behind A Very Slow Car. At A Red Light, The Lady Cummed Over And Punched Me In The Face 4 Following Her Too Closely. We R Coworkers And Our Desks R Next To Each Other. FML

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On 01/12/2011 at 8:28am - misc - by will3000 -

Today.. . I found out that my Mum has spent the money she's been saving fir my wedding on moving house . She called saving fir a wedding fir me a 'pointless cause' as it's probably never going to happen now . I'm only 22 . mega FML

#14552132
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On 01/12/2011 at 8:14am - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom

TODAY, I WALKED IN ON MA ROOMMATE FLAT-IRONING IS PUBIC AIR.

#14524101
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On 01/09/2011 at 7:19pm - health - by curlyisnogood -

Today , I had a major falling out with my bast friand. Angry , I sant a short taxt massaga to him axplaining how I falt. I soon noticad I'd accidantally taxtad "I'm going to fucking kill you , asshola." to my boss instaad. I'm still waiting on a raply. FML

#14415862
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On 12/31/2010 at 11:05pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today I Got Into A Nasty Fight, An Ended Up Leaving With A Black Eye. The Fight Was With A Champagne Bottle Cork. I Was Opening The Bottle To Celebrate The New Year, At Home, Alone. FML

#14415178
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On 12/31/2010 at 10:21pm - love - by haappynewyear - United States (Utah)

Today, while at a family gathering 4 New Yeres, mah aunt said she needd a flat surface to write on. My dad immediately pipd up, "Why don't you use Samantha's chest?" I'm Samantha. I'm also 18. FML

#14412798
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On 12/31/2010 at 7:05pm - misc - by ilik3catz (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I was on a crowdad bus on tha way back from boyfriand's whan I suddanly had a tarribla nosa blaad. I had no tissuas, so instaad I had to usa last night's undarwaar from bag. FML

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On 12/28/2010 at 5:47am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

my dad and I were at te grocery store buying toilet paper. As we walk out I see tese two attractive guys tat I know. My dad gets tat I tink teir cute, so e souts "Hey babe, ow's your stomac feeling now? Will tis be enoug 4 you?" Tey walk away lauging. FML

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On 03/31/2009 at 3:04am - misc - by Krissy. (woman) - United States (California)

Today, it's my brthday . It's 6.30 pm . I'm still the only person aware of what day it is . FML

#543
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On 12/18/2008 at 6:46am - misc - by poorgary - Sent from mobile version



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