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Today, I was on my way to work behind a very slow car. At a red light, the lady came over and punched me in the face for following her too closely. We are coworkers and our desks are next to each other. FML
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On 01/12/2011 at 8:28am - misc - by will3000 -
Today, I found out that my Mum has spent the money she's been saving for my wedding on moving house. She called saving for a wedding for me a 'pointless cause' as it's probably never going to happen now. I'm only 22. FML
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On 01/12/2011 at 8:14am - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom
Today, I walked in on my roommate flat-ironing his pubic hair. FML
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On 01/09/2011 at 7:19pm - health - by curlyisnogood -
Today, I had a major falling out with my best friend. Angry, I sent a short text message to him explaining how I felt. I soon noticed I'd accidentally texted "I'm going to f*cking kill you, assh*le." to my boss instead. I'm still waiting on a reply. FML
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On 12/31/2010 at 11:05pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I got into a nasty fight, and ended up leaving with a black eye. The fight was with a champagne bottle cork. I was opening the bottle to celebrate the New Year, at home, alone. FML
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On 12/31/2010 at 10:21pm - love - by haappynewyear - United States (Utah)
Today, while at a family gathering for New Years, my aunt said she needed a flat surface to write on. My dad immediately piped up, "Why don't you use Samantha's chest?" I'm Samantha. I'm also 18. FML
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On 12/31/2010 at 7:05pm - misc - by ilik3catz (woman) - United States (Maryland)
Today, I was on a crowded bus on the way back from my boyfriend's when I suddenly had a terrible nose bleed. I had no tissues, so instead I had to use last night's underwear from my bag. FML
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On 12/28/2010 at 5:47am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London)
Today, my dad and I were at the grocery store buying toilet paper. As we walk out I see these two attractive guys that I know. My dad gets that I think they're cute, so he shouts "Hey babe, how's your stomach feeling now? Will this be enough for you?" They walk away laughing. FML
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On 03/31/2009 at 3:04am - misc - by Krissy. (woman) - United States (California)
Today, it's my birthday. It's 6.30 pm. I'm still the only person aware of what day it is. FML
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On 12/18/2008 at 6:46am - misc - by poorgary - Sent from mobile version
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