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About CallMeWindSock : I am an American, living in Germany.
Straightforward, easygoing, and laid back.
The Beatles are my favorite band.
Message me if you want.
I’m your new creative director
You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
I like your style
You've liked someone. How cute!
That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.
Today, I had a group presentation. I kept zipping my jacket up and down nervously. As I waited for my turn, I realized a bunch of classmates staring at me. I forgot that in the morning rush, I only put on a jacket. I only had a bra on underneath. FML
Today, I went downstairs a little after midnight to grab a snack, and in the dark hallway, I clearly saw a small child walk into the kitchen. I was freaked out, but I followed him in. There was nobody in the room. I'm now too scared to sleep, and am seriously considering moving house. FML
Tuesday 24 November 2015