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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 8 May 1998 (18 years old)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 2420
  • Number of comments : 201
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About CallMeWindSock : I am an American, living in Germany.

Straightforward, easygoing, and laid back.

The Beatles are my favorite band.

Message me if you want.

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CallMeWindSock's favorite FMLs

Today, I broke up with my abusive girlfriend. She responded by breaking into my place and stabbing my hamster with a fork. FML

by Anonymous / 09/27/2013 at 4:33pm / United States (Texas) / Love

Today, I had a group presentation. I kept zipping my jacket up and down nervously. As I waited for my turn, I realized a bunch of classmates staring at me. I forgot that in the morning rush, I only put on a jacket. I only had a bra on underneath. FML

by xxSecretAngelxx / 08/19/2013 at 2:35pm / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous

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Today, I went downstairs a little after midnight to grab a snack, and in the dark hallway, I clearly saw a small child walk into the kitchen. I was freaked out, but I followed him in. There was nobody in the room. I'm now too scared to sleep, and am seriously considering moving house. FML

by fsfs / 08/17/2013 at 12:27pm / Germany (Schleswig-Holstein) / Miscellaneous