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About CallMeWindSock : I am an American, living in Germany.
Straightforward, easygoing, and laid back.
The Beatles are my favorite band.
Message me if you want, or you can add me on kik: jakestrayjack
If you really want, my Instagram is jakestray98
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Today, I had a group presentation. I kept zipping my jacket up and down nervously. As I waited for my turn, I realized a bunch of classmates staring at me. I forgot that in the morning rush, I only put on a jacket. I only had a bra on underneath. FML
Today, I went downstairs a little after midnight to grab a snack, and in the dark hallway, I clearly saw a small child walk into the kitchen. I was freaked out, but I followed him in. There was nobody in the room. I'm now too scared to sleep, and am seriously considering moving house. FML
Friday 17 October 2014