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CallMeWindSock
  • Town/Country : Hamburg, Germany
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 526
  • Number of comments : 102
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About CallMeWindSock : Straightforward, easygoing, and laid back.

The Beatles are my favorite band.

Message me if you want, or you can add me on kik: jakestrayjack
If you really want, my Instagram is jakestray98

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Today, I broke up with my abusive girlfriend. She responded by breaking into my place and stabbing my hamster with a fork. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (66179) - you deserved it (3395)

On 09/27/2013 at 4:33pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I had a group presentation. I kept zipping my jacket up and down nervously. As I waited for my turn, I realized a bunch of classmates staring at me. I forgot that in the morning rush, I only put on a jacket. I only had a bra on underneath. FML

Today, I went downstairs a little after midnight to grab a snack, and in the dark hallway, I clearly saw a small child walk into the kitchen. I was freaked out, but I followed him in. There was nobody in the room. I'm now too scared to sleep, and am seriously considering moving house. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (51651) - you deserved it (4249)

On 08/17/2013 at 12:27pm - misc - by fsfs (man) - Germany (Schleswig-Holstein)



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