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CallMeWindSock

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CallMeWindSock

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 8 May 1998 (17 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1584
  • Number of comments : 170
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About CallMeWindSock : I am an American, living in Germany.

Straightforward, easygoing, and laid back.

The Beatles are my favorite band.

Message me if you want.

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CallMeWindSock's favorite FMLs

Today, I broke up with my abusive girlfriend. She responded by breaking into my place and stabbing my hamster with a fork. FML

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284 comments

I agree, your life sucks (67307) - you deserved it (4087)

On 09/27/2013 at 4:33pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I had a group presentation. I kept zipping my jacket up and down nervously. As I waited for my turn, I realized a bunch of classmates staring at me. I forgot that in the morning rush, I only put on a jacket. I only had a bra on underneath. FML

Today, I went downstairs a little after midnight to grab a snack, and in the dark hallway, I clearly saw a small child walk into the kitchen. I was freaked out, but I followed him in. There was nobody in the room. I'm now too scared to sleep, and am seriously considering moving house. FML

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273 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57618) - you deserved it (4855)

On 08/17/2013 at 12:27pm - misc - by fsfs (man) - Germany (Schleswig-Holstein)



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