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About CallMeBatman : You know: I'm Bruce Wayne, an american billionaire, industrialist, and philanthropist. Having witnessed the murder of my parents as a child, I swore revenge on criminals (wearing a awesome bat-themed outfit, of course). Fell free to message me, send a bat-signal or something!
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You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
Today, my girlfriend told me she wants to have sex with my ass. I'm not sure she's taking "no" for an answer, seeing as how she's keeping a dildo on her nightstand and is clearly waiting for me to fall asleep. FML
Today, after getting into bed, I found a used condom under my covers. I asked my roommate about it. She freely admitted that since my bed was comfier than hers, she had sex with her boyfriend on it. FML
Today, I met my best friend's girlfriend for the first time. After a few hours of talking and eating, she followed me to the bathroom and said, dead serious, ''If you ever touch him or get too close to him, I will cut you''. I've known him for twelve years, they have been dating for a month. FML
Tuesday 24 November 2015