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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 15 August 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 105
  • Number of comments : 12
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About CallMeBatman : Yeah, just another random guy ✌

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Today, I met my best friend's girlfriend for the first time. After a few hours of talking and eating, she followed me to the bathroom and said, dead serious, ''If you ever touch him or get too close to him, I will cut you''. I've known him for twelve years, they have been dating for a month. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31977) - you deserved it (2375)

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